Steve B
@stevebasnett.bsky.social
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Repost/reskeet other people's funny, pro comedians' jokes, and sometimes my own tat. Regular new stuff every day. Also support outstanding investigative journalists and their work. #jokes #comedy #funny #laughs #satire #humour #pottymouth #serious
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stevebasnett.bsky.social
An apology from me to ALT text users.

I usually add descriptions which include humour to pics I upload, but I got some basics wrong:

It should NOT include:

"picture of"
"image of"

Screen readers announce an image as an image. “Image of a cat” would be read aloud as “image, Image of a cat”.

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stevebasnett.bsky.social
Not reposting this for the link, rather to show that the IFJ itself recognises problems and dangers with the use of AI in journalism, while at the same time so many of its members have blindly ploughed ahead with AI regardless.
IFJ, please take a stronger position on the use of AI in news provision.
ifjglobal.bsky.social
#Journalism💡: The use of AI increases the risk of misinformation and weakens democratic life. In a world where it’s increasingly easy to question our own ability to distinguish truth from falsehood, the most appropriate response is informed citizenship.
La mentira viral, el desafío de la confianza y el futuro del periodismo
La IA permite producir noticias falsas en masa, difíciles de distinguir de las reales
elpais.com
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privateeyenews.bsky.social
Tees Valley mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen shared his economic wisdom at the Tory conference. The Conservative party, he said, must be the party of “sound money”.

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privateeyenews.bsky.social
Could this be the same regional mayor who has presided over the vast transfer of levelling up funds into the pockets of local businessmen, delivering more hot air than investment and, in the process, leaving the regional bodies he has chaired in a parlous financial state?

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privateeyenews.bsky.social
It certainly could, as our eight-page SPECIAL REPORT sets out in full, financially unsound detail in the new Private Eye, out now.

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ifjglobal.bsky.social
#USA: Have you heard of Digital Democracy platform set up by @calmatters.org? It’s a useful tool that provides videos, quotes, background information, linking transcripts, financial information, reports and entries from legislative records.
Find out more⤵️
CalMatters: digital journalism as a safeguard for democracy
How a California-based digital investigative platform is using AI to support – and explain – democracy.
www.swissinfo.ch
stevebasnett.bsky.social
You have bested me, Champire. Good work.

(3) achingly
(6) fucking

and

(7) clitorises

I think we're there between us and can almost go public?
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marshacoupe.bsky.social
Why is no one surprised that AI, like the internet, is pandering to the lowest of our species?
rebeccasolnit.bsky.social
So much for all the noble missions and transformations; Altman's AI is down to talking dirty now. Pretty sure it's a massive lie that they've "mitigated the serious mental health issues" and seems likely this new porn feature will generate lots more of them. Bubble, please pop.

Sam Altman

@sama
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We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

Christopher Hale
@chrisjollyhale
I'm asking in good faith here as a premium user — what's the difference between adult erotica and the sexbots you said you wouldn't introduce to the platform this past July?
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marshacoupe.bsky.social
Our planned nationwide protest for #NoKingsDay this Saturday 18 October 2025 is encouraging people to come in costumes and/or wear optimistic yellow.

Frogs are all the rage.
antifa.bsky.social
Your country needs you!

In Antifa 🐸 uniform. Join us.

#NoKings
Antifa frog costume
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marshacoupe.bsky.social
Both LA and Chicago are declaring a state-of-emergency because of America's unhinged federal government.
johnpfaff.bsky.social
To be clear:

LA County has declared a state of emergency BECAUSE OF the federal government.

The Feds, LA County is (correctly) saying, have CAUSED the emergency.

This is a striking political moment of internal collapse. Local govts feeling compelled to protect their ppl from … their own govt.
Los Angeles County declares state of emergency over immigration raids
Los Angeles County officials voted on Tuesday to declare a state of emergency over ongoing federal immigration raids.
abcnews.go.com
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champierth.bsky.social
If I could be serious for a moment, that would be a miracle.
stevebasnett.bsky.social
This could lead to a pie chart of folks who get it, folks who don't get it, and folks who don't get it but say they do.

Why? Because, well, that wouldn't work as a Venn diagram.
stevebasnett.bsky.social
At least they have the self acknowledgement to call themselves Fetid news.
stevebasnett.bsky.social
The spatting has been a privilege. Thanks for taking a moment to let us know, Rej. And who can really say? Maybe more spattage can be provided in future?

Probably not at this level, though.
stevebasnett.bsky.social
Chief nitwit at your service. Serfice. And if we're on a submarine, chief witness at your surface.

It has been an absolute pleasure, and you have brought out the very beast in me.

You are being sorely missed, and so are your snorts.
stevebasnett.bsky.social
...a wheelchair. We live in a small flat so a real wheelchair wouldn't work, but the problem was cunningly solved and a small office chair was acquired yesterday. I can now get around the flat backwards [I see you picturing it] and we had a celebratory lounge party last night. Just the two of us.
stevebasnett.bsky.social
...Haven't been out of the house for a long time, so I have a prime suspect as to who delivered the fatal blow nose.

Still stuck in bed unable to move with my leg, and it's got worse. Promoted myself from one walking stick to two to get to the loo, but have found sudden joy in...
stevebasnett.bsky.social
Smashing photo. Thank you, Wozza. I would've said Booblecar but the Messerschmitt detail has smacked my itch up. They also made aircraft, so now I think of them like Saab.

Really sorry to hear you've been ill, so I'm sending you doctory quick recovery vibes.

No joy up my end either...
stevebasnett.bsky.social
I carry travel mayonnaise on me at all times.
stevebasnett.bsky.social
Dinosaurs went to the moon before the USA?
stevebasnett.bsky.social
What? The Science Museum was lying to me all of those years?

Well, I hope someone has guessed what they really looked like and put some clothes on them in a film.

- Steve B, Pangea
stevebasnett.bsky.social
You are very welcome, David.

- sent from my Speak & Spell machine
stevebasnett.bsky.social
My dog when I have a dicky tummy.