Stephanie Cranford
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Writer, attorney, musician, #LongCovid. 🌈🎶🏒⚖️🖋️ Very possible I'm yelling about hockey. Also @steph.cranford & @stuffysstuffies on IG. she/her Historical lesbian romance novella "A Gift of Honor" out from Dragonblade Press: https://a.co/d/9uiEDhz
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Got bored, made one of *those* graphics. Link: a.co/d/9SVJyFD #queerwriters #historicalromance #wlwromance
Cover of a book: Tales of Timeless Romance: A Dragonblade Anthology, with seven author names. "Stephanie Cranford" is circled and an arrow points to it, saying, "OH MY GOD IT'S ME." Other arrows point to it, saying, "Novella: 'A Gift of Honor,'" "Set in the Lake District, 1818," and "Sporty Lesbian x crafty lesbian."
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Two PWHL teams in cities that hate each other. (New ones, not currently existing ones.)
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lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
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Not entirely sure there are 8 more goalies out there, as well
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i *REFUSE* to get my hopes up. we're going to lose 5-2. #StephYellsAboutHockey
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(as it comes, not as it calls)
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Goal for Boldy, no thanks to the fucking refs. #StephYellsAboutHockey
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I'm sorry, JEEk gets put into a headlock and he gets a penalty? I fucking spoke too soon. CALL THE GAME AS IT CALLS, NOT SOME WEIRD FUCKING "WE HAVE TO MAKE IT EVEN" BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING COPS #StephYellsAboutHockey
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Wow, I did not expect the refs to call that penalty correctly. I'm not used to having a superstar on the team (never mind that he's been here five years), making the refs behave. #StephYellsAboutHockey
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It's hard to believe it sometimes! But 💜💜💜
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One of my docs was pretty worried about what might happen if I get covid again. I decided not to find out.
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It fails for the best reason, too!
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Just fucking mask on planes and in big places full of people and maybe, just maybe, you won't have to find out what it's like to go from being someone who people mostly liked because she was smart to someone who can't fucking use her brain more than a few hours a day.
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I have friends who went to a film festival who only got away with it by the skin of their teeth. Covid ripped through the festival. Who's going to end up disabled? Do you want to keep rolling that die over and over???
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I cannot tell you how many people I know who are "just a little tired" and don't know it's clinical fatigue. Who get "a little dizzy" standing up. Who are having more trouble remembering things. Get covid again and again and again, it can keep getting worse until you can't work.
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Now, sitting at a table for 4 hours, pretending to be normal, wipes me out for about 2 days after.

I used to run long distances. Got the hardware to prove it.

Sure, I'm afraid of getting covid again, but I'm more afraid of the entire country being fucked up because we refuse to acknowledge it.
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Anyone who thinks that I wish more people would mask because of "unfounded fear" is kindly invited to go fuck themselves.

I spent several nights, when I was first sick (March/April 2020) struggling to breathe, knowing that if I went to the ER for help I would most likely die.
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Oh yeah! Um. Which one. Mandy is in her 20s, works with her sister as a private investigator, has not been impressed with how shitty cops are, and can read minds. Her ideal partner would be someone whose mind she can't read. #LGBTQWriteAThon
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#LGBTQWriteAThon October 14:

Introduce us to your MC today!

#writesky #queerwriters #writers #lgbtqwriters
Image: a burnt orange background with two jack o' lanterns. Text: #LGBTQWriteAThon Use the tag and follow the feed on BlueSky! Tag @LGBTQWriteAThon in photos on Instagram! October 14: Introduce your MC. BlueSky: @amaralynn @rebeccafrostwrites.com Instagram: @LGBTQWriteAThon @amarajlynn @krakengoddess
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somehow!!!! we won!! (i think that's going to be this year)
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Cookies, first and foremost. Second, all the lovely people I've met on here and the lovely books I've read because of it!! #SpoonieAuthChat
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Spoonie Author Chat (for creatives who manage spoons, October 13, 2025:

What are you thankful for, as an authorly human?

(Please quote-post and add
#SpoonieAuthChat to your replies!)
Banner image has the same text as the post. There’s also a smaller image of three spoons that are connected at the base.
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My legal family name has a vowel-e pattern that is commonly written in German with an umlaut. Other folks with the same name lost the umlaut but did not gain an E (a misspelling in German). It's hard to say who made that choice!
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I also have patterns for bras and, sadly, a lot of fabric!! I'll get there eventually.
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Heeeey is this the first shirtless Middleton interview of the season? #StephYellsAboutHockey