StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 3h
That would've been badass in the 80s/90s. Although the dialogue would've been crap.
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 3h
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing an orange shirt with the word ew on it
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing an orange shirt with the word ew on it
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 3h
A prescription?
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 3h
Got curious. So I searched bluesky for me. I found 3 other mes and followed them. Or us. Whatever.
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 3h
Wild crossover 👍
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 3h
I can relate. Try to laugh
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 3h
Why do Canadians still mess with the fords? Wasn't the first one bad enough?
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 3h
Interesting adjective choice
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 3h
a man and a woman sitting on a couch with the words thanks dad written on the bottom
ALT: a man and a woman sitting on a couch with the words thanks dad written on the bottom
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 3h
Sounds stinky
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
It's the small things 😊
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
You say banshee
I see a sprite
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
Topped with a lil gro-goo?
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
Ditto
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
Mad. You so crazy.
@Peg33
@peg33.bsky.social
· 22h
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
That fold-in would be crazy.
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
Does it smell like Gwyneth paltrows vagina?
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
If you replace donald with dad. You get my childhood, in a nutshell.
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
How you gonna talk about a puppet and not show it?
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
Do i look fat?
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
There's a reason it's a CALL-out. Bosses are assholes like that.
Feel better.
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 4h
They get butt hurt too easily.
Then run, cut and block after you respond to their nonsense.
Snowflakes
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 5h
Not accurate. The mom would have a 50foot cord wrapped around the table, the dad and the kids while yapping with her friend 3 doors down.
StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 5h
a pixel art of a dog running through a field of grass
ALT: a pixel art of a dog running through a field of grass
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StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
· 5h
I was gonna say peppered pork
