Stateside Gooners
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Two Americans, Eric and Matt, talking Arsenal. Stateside Gooners launched in Sept 2024 with weekly men’s and women’s pods. Blog on Substack. Follow along for laughs, rants, and footy vibes!
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Top of the table tonight.

London > Liverpool

Thank you Chelsea, as you were.

Did Maresca get a second yellow for that Klopp-esque (squared) celebration?

He should have…
Dominant possession, same old patterns of play (not like we saw recently) and a classic 2-0 Gunners victory.

Temporarily top of the table.

If Chelsea can get at least one point, we’ll end the weekend top.

Come on you Blues?
Yeah! Last podcast I asked Matt if he wants to touch Viktor’s face, because everyone else does!!

I want to just to find out what the deal is…

I always assumed football didn’t involve grabbing faces. I live in America, and it’s not even allowed in our ‘football.’

#JustSayin
Gyokeres must be wondering wtf the rules are at this point. Opponents allowed to kick the shit out of him without it being a free kick, but if he gives anything back it’s an instant foul.
Saved by Areola’s mushy ass. If he didn’t skip squat day, that rolls in off his backside.
Arne Slot, “If there’s one thing for sure, it’s that Palace and Chelsea are not the same.”

Cap Chelsea or clap Palace?

What are your thoughts?

I don’t want to wish negative things on ‘Pool, buuuuut, maybe I can wish positive things for the Blues… just this once.

Can we do that?
Riccy (in a beautiful Italian accent)

“You kick me and my beautiful skin?”

The rest of the Arsenal world cries in sadness at knowing he will be imperfect for a day or so. :(

🤪

#CØYG #CöyG
It’s be coming, but (phew 😮‍💨) I’m glad it’s arrived.

#CØYG #CöyG
Zubi 👉🏻 Tross 👆🏻 Rice 👉🏻 Gyokeres… almost

#CØYG #CöyG
Eze missed his chance to close down, Gyö reminds him, he does close down and we get a corner from it…

Can to nothing, but evidence that Eze is still learning the press, as well as his desire to get it right.

#CØYG #CöyG
That mavropanos hand ball took the ball out of Eze’s path.

That’s another suss PGMOL call.

I don’t know what the rules are anymore. There no consistency from game to game, never mind week to week, or season to season.

#CØYG #CöyG