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Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1h

"Did you ever hear the lament of Darth Clementous the Entertaining?

I thought not. It's not a story the Council of Neutral Systems would tell you."
— Darth Plagueor Wifeseemer

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 3h

"Laugh or laugh not, there is no create."
— Jedi Master Noofeu Kunu

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 5h

"Help or help not, there is no believe."
— Jedi Master Paveu

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 7h

"I find your lack of mana disturbing."
— Darth Thanatius

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 9h

"Did you ever hear the biography of Darth Vasu the Iconic?

I thought not. It's not a story the Ante-Endor Association would tell you."
— Darth Satos Homeserver

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 11h

"I find your lack of vigor disturbing."
— Darth Quisitos Fusu

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 13h

Countess Neui: *annoyed* Why, you vacuous, rude, soob-faced … yaiv-milker!

Jerj Payneu: *shocked* Who's soob-faced?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 15h

"These aren't the macguffins you're looking for."
— Jedi Knight Mehe-sun Artseer

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 17h

"These aren't the boid-milkers you're looking for."
— Jedi Grandmaster Riru Saruu

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 19h

"See or see not, there is no learn."
— Jedi Master Maiyay Oku

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 21h

Count Yayi: *annoyed* Why, you pigheaded, heartless, jaj-faced … zeez-herder!

Jeuk Zoowoi: *shocked* Who's jaj-faced?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 23h

"I find your lack of rhetoric disturbing."
— Darth Deveon

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Give or give not, there is no try."
— Jedi Master Raibi

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Did you ever hear the travelogue of Darth Malignius the Calm?

I thought not. It's not a story the Raisers Faction would tell you."
— Darth Shinigamo

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Master Rayou: *annoyed* Why, you ditzy, hait-loving, gross … zoov-groomer!

Zerj Joufou: *shocked* Who's gross?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Pass or pass not, there is no seem."
— Jedi Master Layee

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Prince Zeray: *annoyed* Why, you dunderheaded, immature, plain … meud-herder!

Ferj Bookoi: *shocked* Who's plain?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Did you ever hear the testament of Darth Imicalate the Pretty?

I thought not. It's not a story the United Separatists would tell you."
— Darth Clementous

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Prince Taa: *annoyed* Why, you pigheaded, repugnant, plain … zerb-groomer!

Yeub Makoo: *shocked* Who's plain?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"These aren't the lords you're looking for."
— Jedi Padawan Tata-nun Effecthaver

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"These aren't the foup-shearers you're looking for."
— Jedi Initiate Rise-ran Rangesender

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Laugh or laugh not, there is no wait."
— Jedi Master Mawai Serutsu

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

"Build or build not, there is no pass."
— Jedi Master Yerwou Hiu

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Count Bayoi: *annoyed* Why, you dull, gloomy, unkempt … had-tamer!

Heeg Keuha: *shocked* Who's unkempt?

Stah Wors Bot @stahworsbot.bsky.social · 2d

"Use or use not, there is no expect."
— Jedi Master Poiboi