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SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1h

McCree is a cyborg cowboy. He has a revolver and a close-range stun attack, so that even the most senile ARFIDic pensioner can score kills on this brain-dead character.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 3h

If you can't get Warlocks, em... settle for Wizards. Titans can still hold up to Dragons, and boars make for a good source of fresh pork I guess. If you can't get Wizards, settle for uninstalling the game.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 3h

But before you can play, you'll need to pick a class. Here's a simple test to find out the right class for you. If you've never played EDF before, pick the closest thing to normality, the Ranger.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 5h

There's three innovative game modes that will keep you coming back, again. Capture of a point, capture of a hill, and capture and escort the payload. The possibilities are endless.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 7h

Genji is a cyborg ninja that can dash, double jump, and climb walls. He can also deflect projectiles, for two seconds, and dash before resuming his task of being a complete dead weight to the team. Occasionally he will scream in alt.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 9h

But Sseth, a car is huge, why not just mow the zombies down? Sure, you can afford to run down one or two or several, but the damage to individual car parts accumulates.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 11h

The most important feature of playing Dwarves is that they have the best Towers in the game, and benefit twice as much from garrison troops. And now, thanks to the power of RNG, they've become automatic machine guns that cut down entire armies.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 13h

A game which grinds through your analog sticks like butter, encourages healthy eating, respecting women, and emphasizes the virtues of the good Samaritan principle. I'm speaking, of course, about God Hand.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 15h

You see, when your legs explode, they will instantaneously warp you to the nearest town.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 17h

Unfortunately, the English voice acting is questionable.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 19h

First off, hold Ctrl to use your laser pointer. Use it to ping gold chunks, goosacs, and mushrooms. Remember to destroy sus shrooms that don't give a correct voice line. This is essential for team unity and annoying management.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 21h

Capture a bomb rock and host it as a parasite. Use its suicide attack to strip mine dungeons.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 23h

To begin, let's cover Fortress mode first. All you have to do is pick a nice place to embark and... that's about it.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

Now, let's talk about something completely unrelated.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

I understand I've said some polarizing things, but in truth I just needed a video, because I signed a lot of contracts while drunk. So don't take anything I say seriously, it's all bait. But what if it isn't? What if it's actually my unfiltered dogshit opinion?

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

To reiterate the words of one presenter, one epitaph for Clover Studio, "We made one of the best games of all time and it was just a game about punching people."

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

Or you can use the most efficient method of travel: T-posing. Naturally, T-posing is the optimal shape for reducing your air resistance, allowing temporary flight and propulsion. This is well-documented in the Dead Sea Scrolls.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

Voltaics are the worst, because they do everything listed above and fry all of your electronics.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

What I'm criticizing is the involvement of this fat fuck. Celebrated author? Helping to weave the narrative experience? Okay, let's see what this dude wrote.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

Scales is literally a giant bat that likes to eat zucchini. How is she qualified in any way to be my senator? I– I don't know. But the people... The people love her. And who am I to say no to that smile?

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

Introducing the Wing Diver. If you're a Philistine, you might be upset, because they removed her titty window. But I've stared at this brapper for at least 50 man hours, so imagine my surprise after 10 long years, she's finally wearing clothes.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

In fact, some of the campaigns have such lengthy dialogue in text, that you feel like you're reading a short fantasy novel instead.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

Factorio is everything I've ever wanted in an automation game, with a tight focus on what it wants to be. There's nothing in Factorio's design I can call needless, unnecessary, or convoluted.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

There's a lot of nice subtle interactions as well. Such as when enemies are very injured, they'll start to limp away from combat in attempt to escape the combat area.

SsethtzeentachQuoteBot @ssethquotebot.bsky.social · 1d

A warm thanks to the many members of a Merchants Guild, gangstalking my enemies until they die. You're all truly wonderful. I have no idea who these men are, and I'm not complicit in any crimes. Your honor, have a good one.