Something Squishy Toys
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Just a random asexual dildo maker who makes more food shaped dildos than is reasonable. Next Drop: Thursday 3/27 at 8:15pm est somethingsquishytoys.com
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Meet Jack.

Also I’ll be doing another mini drop later today or early tomorrow. Got some last minute goodies I made last night.
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Glad you got what you were Hoping for :)
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New stuff is live :)

Schedule update: I'll be going to the post office on Wed/Thurs and then going to 3 consecutive conventions. This may affect my schedule for shipping/pouring during the rest of October. If you want stuff, consider grabbing it soon before it maybe sells irl.
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There's also some regular color shift stuff in tonight's ~5:30pm drop (not an exact time; imma upload when I upload but I'll try and do it around then)
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Tried to go to the post office without realizing it was a holiday lol.
My head is spinning just like these new color shift on these dingles XD
These will all be dropping in a few hours.
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I could do some apple jackXXX lol
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These are actually all prototypes so if you want discounted and lightly flawed ones, it's a great time lol.
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NEW MODEL!
Going live tonight in the drop (probably around 5 or 6 pm est; not doing a specific time)

Tongue Tooth Maw.
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I see your (my?) candy corn and raise you whatever tf these are.

Perfectly gusher colored Cheerios. I’m not normally one to want to bite random stuff but these are really messing with me every single time I pass them -_-‘
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Turns out it was a weird cache thing. Thanks for checking though!
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Weird. I just messaged you instead. Sorry 😅
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Also for the record this was like… over 4 liters of silicone lol. Kind of horrifying.
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The candy corn batch from the forbidden soup I posted the other day. Dropping some time tomorrow (Monday) along with the other stuff.
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Pfft that’s not even that bad. I think I can do like 150 at least on my big batch. I never counted… maybe one day I will but I’m not sure I want to know 😂
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That’s really weird. Do you want to pm me the zip code and city you were looking at? Someone else just ordered fine
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I made MOOOOORE!!!!
Little prototype batches are fun, but next time I go HARD 💪
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How the heck many were you gonna order?! 😂

But also try it now - I think I had the wrong shipping profile selected. It’s coming up correctly for me at least.
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Try it now - I think I had the wrong shipping profile selected. It’s coming up correctly for me at least.
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Wait maybe I botched a thing. I should def have Ohio shipping
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If anyone wants individual candy corns, I made a listing :P
somethingsquishytoys.com/product/indi...

For the love of god don't eat them...
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Ohhh I really like a lot of these! Especially silicos
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I also really like how this ravioli turned out.
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Good morning. Who’s hungry???
(New inclusion: cheery rounds. Let’s have a generic-brand naming not-contest)