Carl The Squirrel
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She's just nodding along as she pulls out a notepad to write allll of that down .
" oookay then she sounds like she has an amazing outfit by the way. "
" oookay then she sounds like she has an amazing outfit by the way. "
"Oh she's this absolutely divine woman, she has long flowing purple hair, big wings made out of feathers."
He looks up.
"She wears a purple skirt and a metal chassues, there's a red glowing rock on it. She... has bandages over her uhm.. breasts"
He looks up.
"She wears a purple skirt and a metal chassues, there's a red glowing rock on it. She... has bandages over her uhm.. breasts"
That can be very easily arranged!
Well ... actually give me like a description or photo of her so i know who exactly i'm avoiding
Well ... actually give me like a description or photo of her so i know who exactly i'm avoiding
Stay away from my Mother and you should stay far away from it
Fair enough !
I'll be keeping that in mind so i can avoid being on your chopping block for as long as possible-
I'll be keeping that in mind so i can avoid being on your chopping block for as long as possible-
oh nah. I dont hunt for cash, kinda against hurting things unless I'm protecting my friends.
Oh shit wanna help kill a robot then ??? High value bounty there right now.
Definitely enough money to turn ya into a girl.
Definitely enough money to turn ya into a girl.
I dont trust 90% of robots.
fuck ass John sandwich
fuck ass John sandwich
I mean some could be although those are more arcane rituals than anything ..
Also like some forms of medical science exist.
Also like some forms of medical science exist.
wh. yeah I know, but they're not permanent
There are spells for that !
I need to preach to the gods to see if I can be a woman.. for at least a day
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" I'd rather head down to hell with a legacy than live eternally is what I mean . "
" I'd rather head down to hell with a legacy than live eternally is what I mean . "
" We got vastly different ideas of what the future holds if ya think that's happening . But i suppose we also got vastly different perspectives on the wider multiverse ... "
" My mother is an incredibly busy woman.. I'm sure she would've hunted you alone if it wasn't for the fact that she's busy being the symbol of light for a world of darkness.."
(He clapped his hands as his face darkened once more.)
"One day.. you will accept the light as did I. Do not fight it."
(He clapped his hands as his face darkened once more.)
"One day.. you will accept the light as did I. Do not fight it."
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" Then she's a good mother . If i was her and you told me about everything that happened i'm rather sure i would've went on a manhunt . "
"Hahaha! My mother would kill you if she met you... knowing what you did to me."
(He just laughed.)
"No I mean that.. you should probably stay far and clear from her."
(He just laughed.)
"No I mean that.. you should probably stay far and clear from her."
She's letting out a laugh moreso to cope with the fact that ... yeah he's probably right .
" Yeahhh jokes ! Just some comedy totally . It'd seem I owe your mother a few thanks for rasing you right ! "
" Yeahhh jokes ! Just some comedy totally . It'd seem I owe your mother a few thanks for rasing you right ! "
"You would be dead 9 times over.. once for everytime you insulted me."
(But then the sinister aura disappeared. And his face was back to its usual form, a big white smile.)
"But that's a maybe.. right? It's all jokes."
"I mean after all, I am the saint of an almighty God to be.."
(But then the sinister aura disappeared. And his face was back to its usual form, a big white smile.)
"But that's a maybe.. right? It's all jokes."
"I mean after all, I am the saint of an almighty God to be.."
" If you ever change your mind you'll have this waiting for you . "
She opens another portal to put it inside before closing it .
" You're a better soul than I am for that night and presumably many adventures before and after . . "
She opens another portal to put it inside before closing it .
" You're a better soul than I am for that night and presumably many adventures before and after . . "
- full of gold. Aproximately 2500 gold pieces and tosses it over to carl.
" Consider this a bit of a better thanks for all you did that night . "
" Consider this a bit of a better thanks for all you did that night . "
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" You didn't deserve that neither did our other companions that night ..
I was a horrifcly insecure person back then for reasons i'd rather not dig up. "
She sighs .
" In all honesty looking back ? You would've been fully reasonable to have left me there dead . "
" You didn't deserve that neither did our other companions that night ..
I was a horrifcly insecure person back then for reasons i'd rather not dig up. "
She sighs .
" In all honesty looking back ? You would've been fully reasonable to have left me there dead . "