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Carl The Squirrel
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Loyal companion of that one bearer of the candles
// okay so, due to dnd logic.

I was wondering Carl post trans.. squirrel girl face claim or Ayunda Risu
"It's okay. I wish she would cover up more"
She's just nodding along as she pulls out a notepad to write allll of that down .

" oookay then she sounds like she has an amazing outfit by the way. "
"Oh she's this absolutely divine woman, she has long flowing purple hair, big wings made out of feathers."

He looks up.

"She wears a purple skirt and a metal chassues, there's a red glowing rock on it. She... has bandages over her uhm.. breasts"
"Oh she's this absolutely divine woman, she has long flowing purple hair, big wings made out of feathers."

He looks up.

"She wears a purple skirt and a metal chassues, there's a red glowing rock on it. She... has bandages over her uhm.. breasts"
That can be very easily arranged!

Well ... actually give me like a description or photo of her so i know who exactly i'm avoiding
Stay away from my Mother and you should stay far away from it
Stay away from my Mother and you should stay far away from it
Fair enough !

I'll be keeping that in mind so i can avoid being on your chopping block for as long as possible-
oh nah. I dont hunt for cash, kinda against hurting things unless I'm protecting my friends.
oh nah. I dont hunt for cash, kinda against hurting things unless I'm protecting my friends.
Oh shit wanna help kill a robot then ??? High value bounty there right now.

Definitely enough money to turn ya into a girl.
I dont trust 90% of robots.

fuck ass John sandwich
I dont trust 90% of robots.

fuck ass John sandwich
I mean some could be although those are more arcane rituals than anything ..

Also like some forms of medical science exist.
wh. yeah I know, but they're not permanent
wh. yeah I know, but they're not permanent
There are spells for that !
I need to preach to the gods to see if I can be a woman.. for at least a day
I need to preach to the gods to see if I can be a woman.. for at least a day
(Digging out of the literal sky, landing feet first on the grass, stretching a bit.)

"That was a good talk"
"Then we dont have anything else to talk about Voldy.."

"Stay safe"

(He grabbed the scissors for the hole in his arm and bowed cutting into the air above him before crawling through it, no sign of him left after the air refilled itself."
-

" I'd rather head down to hell with a legacy than live eternally is what I mean . "
"Or I will hunt you. And do to you what we did to that mother."

(A feeling of dread washed over the area, before dissipating)

"But we won't have to worry about that. Right? Shouldn't even cross your mind."

(He simply giggled under his breath)
" let's be honest voldair.. you're dead to come some day. Dont look for immortality... "

(Carl grabs onto his amulet aiming it at the wizard looking at it shine)

"You know we can kill immortals. We did it ourselves. Don't run from death."

(He let his amulet fall back to his neck.)

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" We got vastly different ideas of what the future holds if ya think that's happening . But i suppose we also got vastly different perspectives on the wider multiverse ... "
" My mother is an incredibly busy woman.. I'm sure she would've hunted you alone if it wasn't for the fact that she's busy being the symbol of light for a world of darkness.."

(He clapped his hands as his face darkened once more.)

"One day.. you will accept the light as did I. Do not fight it."
Reposted by Carl The Squirrel
"𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏' 𝒇𝒐𝒓!
𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒃𝒆 𝑫𝑬-𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒇𝒖𝒍
𝑫𝑬-𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆
𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝑬-𝑫𝑬-𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬!"
Reposted by Carl The Squirrel
" My mother is an incredibly busy woman.. I'm sure she would've hunted you alone if it wasn't for the fact that she's busy being the symbol of light for a world of darkness.."

(He clapped his hands as his face darkened once more.)

"One day.. you will accept the light as did I. Do not fight it."
" Then she's a good mother . If i was her and you told me about everything that happened i'm rather sure i would've went on a manhunt . "
"Hahaha! My mother would kill you if she met you... knowing what you did to me."

(He just laughed.)

"No I mean that.. you should probably stay far and clear from her."
"Hahaha! My mother would kill you if she met you... knowing what you did to me."

(He just laughed.)

"No I mean that.. you should probably stay far and clear from her."
She's letting out a laugh moreso to cope with the fact that ... yeah he's probably right .

" Yeahhh jokes ! Just some comedy totally . It'd seem I owe your mother a few thanks for rasing you right ! "
"You would be dead 9 times over.. once for everytime you insulted me."

(But then the sinister aura disappeared. And his face was back to its usual form, a big white smile.)

"But that's a maybe.. right? It's all jokes."

"I mean after all, I am the saint of an almighty God to be.."
"You would be dead 9 times over.. once for everytime you insulted me."

(But then the sinister aura disappeared. And his face was back to its usual form, a big white smile.)

"But that's a maybe.. right? It's all jokes."

"I mean after all, I am the saint of an almighty God to be.."
"I do believe.. that there is no soul more pure than mine. I exist on the edge of divinity. I'm a one way walk to life or death."

He rubs his temple.

"You are a lucky woman that I use my powers for the betterment of the world, and you blame my mother on that. If it was not for her.."

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" If you ever change your mind you'll have this waiting for you . "

She opens another portal to put it inside before closing it .

" You're a better soul than I am for that night and presumably many adventures before and after . . "
(Very quick reminder this squirrel is 90% of the time wearing a maid dress)
He didn't even pick up the bag..

"I dont have a use for this Voldy.. I dont want anything material from you, I just needed to hear you listen and not complain."

He looked down at the taller woman. A frown on his face.

"Becasue I dont do this for payment. It's for the love of the game."
- full of gold. Aproximately 2500 gold pieces and tosses it over to carl.

" Consider this a bit of a better thanks for all you did that night . "
"You're lucky I was the Cleric you had that night. Else we'd all be dead right now."

(He crossed his arms turning away from Voldair)

"If I wasn't who I am. You'd be dead under that destroyed mansion. But i believe everyone can heal.. and I've never not healed someone that needed it before.."
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" You didn't deserve that neither did our other companions that night ..

I was a horrifcly insecure person back then for reasons i'd rather not dig up. "

She sighs .

" In all honesty looking back ? You would've been fully reasonable to have left me there dead . "
Because I was trying to save our asses from a literal GOD.. and all i get was a fucking pat on the shoulder Voldair?"

(He rubbed his amulet it shining brighter)

"Just.. why?"
"I mean seriously what did I ever do to you? I got us out of there. I saved you from being cut in half for God's sake, it was a fucking miracle."

(He held onto his amulet whispering something again)

"But for 3 more fucking hours, you did nothing but belittle me and call me crazy. For what? +