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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 17h

"why didn't disney just give the fans what they wanted!"

what the fans wanted:

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 17h

in case anyone was wondering how star wars is doing over on youtube

youtube videos: "star wars: luke skywalker encounters darth bane on korriban" (1m views) and "star wars but it's ruined by ai: obi-wan has gone insane" (290k views)

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 1d

no but literally we're all melting here in dublin too

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 2d

bluesky dot website

>find "left" space
>look inside
>liberals

evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 3d

star wars visions: BLACK had me like

a young boy is wearing a blue shirt and looking up .

Alt: a young boy is wearing a blue shirt and looking around in amazement

media.tenor.com

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 4d

biblical hater

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 5d

frankenstein is great, 4/5 from me

evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 5d

my magic 8 ball says i have a month to live

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 7d

not a single neel, it's never been more over

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 7d

guessing quiet on the star wars front?

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 7d

it's.... hair?

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Adam Gorham @adamgorham.bsky.social · 8d

a proper scan of my DARTH VADER commission for FACTS Belgium

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 8d

probably the best mando ep & will die on that hill

evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 9d

visions is always just so delightful, i'm so happy it exists

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anis 🎄 @nakazaniye.bsky.social · 9d

Aniseya the force user that you are 😭❤️ I miss The Acolyte and its plot so darn much fdsskdjgfk

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 9d

at least the bundle doesn't have some fugly recolours of old skins in it to bump up the price even more. would have been easy for them to rerelease oni genji (again) or tengu hanzo (again)

evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 9d

i've seen a lot of silly excuses from what i would otherwise consider to be very aware, well meaning folks as to why they're staying on twitter, despite everything. like continuing to post on twitter 100 times a day is somehow a form of protest against musk and x-ification

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 10d

we did it, reddit

an overwatch rank screenshot, showing me reaching diamond 1 on dps

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 10d

they're so hot

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The Star Wars Underworld @theswu.bsky.social · 12d

👉 Leslyle Headland says that the story and visuals were meant to invoke the idea that The Stranger could have been the first Knight Of Ren

👉 A musical cue at the end of ‘The Acolyte’ episode “Night” was intended as a clue for this connection

(🧵2/3)

a man is holding a red light saber in a dark forest

ALT: a man is holding a red light saber in a dark forest

media.tenor.com

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X-Wings & History @xwnhist.bsky.social · 13d

Headcanon: they've been building the Sith Eternal fleet for generations. This is the secret treasure of the entire legacy of the Sith. The Imperial-class is based on the Xyston-class, not the other way around.

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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 14d

Image of Ben Quadinaros from Star Wars Episode I staring at you. There is a pretty pink sky behind him. A Morrowind dialogue box is below him which says the whole "what a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence" quote from Dagoth Ur. Ben has three weird antenna on his head, similar to Dagoth Ur. It's funny LAUGH

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 15d

counting or not counting rebel violence?

X-Wings & History @xwnhist.bsky.social · 15d

I wonder how many academics and opinion writers the First Order covertly funded. Who was the Brett Stephens of Coruscant? Or their on-campus debating podcaster bro?

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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 16d

Y'all ever log into Bluesky and just...

Fargoth sitting in Arrille's Tradehouse looking at his iPhone.

Fargoth looking up from his iPhone puzzled. Arrille covers his mouth, horrified at what he sees on Fargoth's screen.

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evan 🎃 @squimmage.bsky.social · 16d

first star war shot entirely on an iphone