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Microwaveable plastic
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I can think of worse places to have a tummy ache
Remember self care! Remember it’s a thing that exists but you don’t have time for it, as you work on something else.
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I call this one "Sunset Over the Tesla Dealership"
Whenever I see a bleet with hashtag collapse, I imagine the author falling over at the end
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I’m calling Hannity about this! What is Hannity’s number?
It’s more cleansing when they do it to themselves but I would also take a Luigi situation if you know what I mean
This used to be peak comedy. It still is, but it also used to be.
Ride, Captain, ride, upon my mystery dick
And here comes daylight saving time to take one away…
It’s like if the Simpsons comic book guy created a politics magazine
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I thought I’d do better recalibrated with the understanding that AO3 is not just for s*xual
We need another billionaire sacrifice. We need another titan submersible.
Going to the morgue for a blameless postmortem
Publix employees held to a higher standard than cops smdh
That’s exactly how I remember it
With the new Animal Crossing update announced, I feel like this is a good time to remind everyone that you can visit Joe Biden’s Animal Crossing dream island www.polygon.com/2020/10/16/2...
How to visit Joe Biden’s Animal Crossing island
Plenty of photo ops with the candidate’s avatar
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The E in Chuck E. Cheese stands for Excellence