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Microwaveable plastic

@squigglymips.bsky.social

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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 18h

I can think of worse places to have a tummy ache

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 18h

Remember self care! Remember it’s a thing that exists but you don’t have time for it, as you work on something else.

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MissPumpkinPie 🥧 @missfruitypie.bsky.social · 18h

Is it time for ProPublica Teens

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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 21h

Elder abuse

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 22h

I call this one "Sunset Over the Tesla Dealership"

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 23h

You might regret it

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 23h

Goals

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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 23h

Whenever I see a bleet with hashtag collapse, I imagine the author falling over at the end

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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.bsky.social · 1d

I have shed tears repeatedly over this

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I know people seemingly don't care about this anymore (like at all), but one of the biggest tolls paid by the last 2 decades of politics is a generation of children witnessing outwardly vile, unkind and dishonest people and behaviors repeatedly rewarded.

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I’m calling Hannity about this! What is Hannity’s number?

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 1d

Best I can do is 550 grams

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 2d

It’s more cleansing when they do it to themselves but I would also take a Luigi situation if you know what I mean

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 2d

This used to be peak comedy. It still is, but it also used to be.

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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 2d

Ride, Captain, ride, upon my mystery dick

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 2d

And here comes daylight saving time to take one away…

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 2d

It’s like if the Simpsons comic book guy created a politics magazine

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 2d

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I thought I’d do better recalibrated with the understanding that AO3 is not just for s*xual

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 2d

We need another billionaire sacrifice. We need another titan submersible.

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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 2d

Going to the morgue for a blameless postmortem

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 3d

Publix employees held to a higher standard than cops smdh

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 3d

That’s exactly how I remember it

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 3d

Feels like a lifetime ago

Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 3d

With the new Animal Crossing update announced, I feel like this is a good time to remind everyone that you can visit Joe Biden’s Animal Crossing dream island www.polygon.com/2020/10/16/2...

How to visit Joe Biden’s Animal Crossing island

Plenty of photo ops with the candidate’s avatar

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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 3d

The E in Chuck E. Cheese stands for Excellence

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