Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔪
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Writes, podcasts, streams and more for Scanline Media. Hosts Novel Not New: A True End Podcast. She/Her. Plural, goes by Jennifer, Aster or both. Werewolf.
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Mobile Dissidia looks bad but Tokyo Streetwear Cloud is pretty snazzy, lol
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"I tell ya, I get no respect. All the other Riders they have belts yellin' and singin. Me I say "Henshin!" and it goes ''ey keep it down up there!'"
Rodney Dangerfield with the Gavv Driver dong a stand up bit about Kamen Rider henshin belts.
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Your average Tokyo Xtreme Racer cutscene:

“Speed. The thing that makes men’s hearts race. The asphalt carries the people’s hunger…will they ever be sated?”
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Car suddenly broke down and is in the shop for repairs. Could use a few bucks to get rides back and forth to work this week www.paypal.com/paypalme/Pil...
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Funny thing is, if we had decided we just wanted it now and paid via check? It would’ve cost $12 more. Because UPS charges extra for at-door customs clearance. Great. Great!!! GREAT.
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this saturday we’re recording the next Abnormal Mapping on Onimusha Warlords! Send us emails about this or any other
games to [email protected]!
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We have it paid online now. But it took:
-Pulling up the Yamato Transport tracking number
-Telling it "Yes, we want to submit an insecure form" over and over until it gave us the UPS number
-Paying the tariff *and* a "UPS Brokerage and Partner Government Agency Fee" that was half the tariff price.
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So now we’re on hold with UPS, with a stated wait time of “50 to 60 minutes,” which we’ll probably have to hang up before we get on because we have a podcast to record in just over an hour. No idea if there’s a way to do this over the Internet or what. Ludicrous
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We haven’t even received the pricing info and this is already fucking ludicrous

UPS guy rang our bell, holding our package, and said “It’s overseas, so you gotta pay. Either hand me a check right now, or call UPS and I’ll bring this back tomorrow.”

Would he take the credit card upfront now? NOPE.
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Curious to find out just how hard customs will fuck us when they receive our package from Japan
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And don't forget: there's still time to send us questions for our Novel Not New episode on Fallen London with special guest @venndiagram.bsky.social! The address is [email protected]. bsky.app/profile/scan...
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If you subscribe to our Patreon for $5 or more, you'll get to decide on what flavor of Nancy Drew game we'll play, along with other perks! Like every episode of our premium shows, and an (eventual) opportunity to tell us what media you want us to cover. Support us here: patreon.com/scanlinemedia
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What do we mean by emphasizing scenarios? Simple: instead of the game names being up front and center, we want you to vote on what scenario sounds the most interesting to you.
Poll items:
Kidnapped Bride on a Haunted Georgia Estate
Hulking Monster Stalks Bavarian Town
A Cursed Egyptian Dig Site
Salem Witch Trials Come Alive
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Introducing this month's Patreon Stream Poll: Nancy Drew and Something, Too! We're doing things a little differently for October:
-We're streaming on October 30
-Six and Kyrie will bring their own activities
-The poll emphasizes scenarios, rather than game titles
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Monthly Patreon Stream: Nancy Drew and Something, Too! (October 2025) | Scanline Media
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minovskyarticle.bsky.social
Conversation between three elementary schoolers:

"I'm allowed to watch any R-Rated movie I want."
"Even Jaws?"
"Jaws isn't R-Rated."
"Is it NC-17?"
"NO, JAWS IS PG-13 AND I'VE GOT THE PG."
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autumnalcoffee.exportaud.io
today I learned that spyro the dragon is a CIA asset
dialacina.com
Sometimes you get to drop wild shit on friends like "The drummer from The Police's Dad was one of the founders of the CIA"

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Miles Copeland Jr. - Wikipedia
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We think about "I think I killed that shit" all the time
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Putting this here because it needs to be preserved
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Putting this here because it needs to be preserved
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