Even Spookier Malloy
@spooksmalloy.bsky.social
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This is what you planned! This world is a machine! A Machine for Pigs! Fit only for the slaughtering of pigs!
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spooksmalloy.bsky.social
Well if there is one thing we're good at its completing large, complex public works in a timely and efficient manner!
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
Yup, same for places like Bewdley as well, just untenable to live in them as no one is going to fork up the morning to protect them. Mate just moved to Humberside and that is increasingly looking like a bad long-term plan as well!
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
Yeah, they're the ur-middle manager, look busy and say things but have zero understanding of what is going on or curiosity about why that might be the case. Assume everyone else is stupid and out to get you because they're all like you ie stupid and out to get other people. Rinse and repeat!
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
I also like to ask someone to crack open a window while the car I'm trapped in is on fire
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
"We are encouraging people who currently live within 50 miles of the coastline to seek new economic opportunities within the scorched interior and exercise their right to choose which Strivers Camp they temporarily house themselves in. Local rent levels are a matter for the warlords, obviously."
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
It's fucking wild how May somehow comes across as a more sympathetic character then any of the Labour frontbench.
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
I would buy the entire Barbican estate to turn it into a nature reserve for harsh noise musicians
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
It’s very “why are you trying to RUIN my SPECIAL DAY”
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
Just pure, unadulterated levels of cope in the replies
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
Going to start referring to student results being released as “vibe marking” so they can’t complain when copilot randomly changes marks
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
As an aside, I asked in a section meeting yesterday why we were being heavily encouraged to use Copilot when it constantly hallucinates answers and none of our “training” warns about this and got looked at like I said calculators were haunted so that bodes well for the quality of our work
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
Trying to explain to my manager that this months figures are late because the Excel sheet is a sex pest and keeps calling me “big boy”
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
lol I believe they blocked me for asking them to explain which was apparently too much
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
This is the kind of weird comradely energy I think I’m good for so you are welcome, genuinely. I shitpost and act stupid on here because it’s a way for me to just put down the horrors for a while but I am being sincere beneath the awkwardness!
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
I’m glad you’re here, friend
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
Yeah, welcome to the joys of the “internal market” within the NHS
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
I think people should speak openly about why China is not allowed to manufacture this but other people can and see if they can do it without being weirdly racist. I appreciate Europeans find this next to impossible but still.
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
No one “allowed” them to do this, it’s a private company. Europe not being able to compete and throwing a tantrum just says more about the weakness of the Continent
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nochorus.bsky.social
bsky.app/profile/adam... Delighted that Astrid, Adam and Degen (being cornered by his greatest enemy: me) all feature in Mothership's MEGADAMAGE 2. As does Brian Evenson! God willing I'll be contributing some of that much, much more as well. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/t...
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designroom.bsky.social
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We are live! Welcome to Design Room, a new independent games media site.

• We specialize in oral histories like the Final Fantasy 7 and Street Fighter 2 ones I (@mattleone.bsky.social) did at Polygon
• Our first big story is on Shadow of the Colossus: bit.ly/4hjwz8n
• See more: designroom.site
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spooksmalloy.bsky.social
There’s a whole lot of Yankee dickheads in here, comrade
spooksmalloy.bsky.social
“Perhaps they should see people quicker”

Well no shit, Sherlock!