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splatologist.bsky.social
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@splatologist.bsky.social
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90’s theme park mascot. 35 year old bird thing. I like roller coasters, horror movies, metal, footwear, toons and Sonic.
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Jan 10
Sorry bout your screen! 🍬 Thanks for the sick animation @aricat.bsky.social
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HAJiME @saiyanhajime.bsky.social · 1d
You know Arrow would be sliming Stelly at every given opportunity! 😝

Stelly belongs to @splatologist.bsky.social 💙
Sonic OCs Stellar the Jay and Arrow the Porcupine racing on extreme gear. Arrow is using the slime weapon on Stelly. #saiyanhajime
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Dread @dreaddbound.bsky.social · 2d
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 4d
Watched 28 Years Later on a plane yesterday and the cinematography and editing blew my fucking balls off, can’t stop thinking about it
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 8d
If anyone wants to be thirsty bout sneaks lmk
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 8d
Just thinking about shoes ya know
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 13d
Chillin’
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 16d
The Fun Size segment in VHS/Halloween is prob my favorite thing ever, it slaps
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 20d
I am driving to Denver 😵‍💫
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 23d
Goooooooo mornin
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 24d
Just found out the guy that did Too Many Cooks is doing a short for the new V/H/S movie and now I’m even more hype lol
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 26d
Post-Turnstile sneaks! Sick show 🤘
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PEGA🐁🦦 @punkpega.bsky.social · 26d
Had a great night muddy'ing my shoes in the pit at the Turnstile show. Thx for comin with @splatologist.bsky.social 🩵
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · 29d
Damn I just wanna be stepped on
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tano0ki.bsky.social
Tanooki (Commissions are Closed) @tano0ki.bsky.social · Sep 18
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Sep 19
What are you nerds listening to? Need some recs fire ‘em off please and thank you
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Sep 19
Did it sound like “welcome to my kitchan… we got bananies… and avocodies?”
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Sep 19
😈
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Sep 19
You’re cool
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Sep 19
One of the first things I did in my new car because I’m hopeless
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Sep 16
I Think You Should Leave is the ultimate comfort show… I’m not convinced Tim Robinson is a real person
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · Sep 12
Metroid Prime 4 has been rebooted as a bike game apparently. Out Dec 4th
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Sep 10
“Conservative activist” how about you dumb fucks work instead of hosting dick sucking rallies
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · Sep 10
That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.
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splat! @splatologist.bsky.social · Sep 10
“Commission-of-sorts” means I bought his Turnstile ticket and we’re gonna get absolutely bodied in the pit in 2 weeks 🙏
punkpega.bsky.social PEGA🐁🦦 @punkpega.bsky.social · Sep 10
The door is unlocked, I dunno why they're doing this. Tails seems to be really getting into it huh?
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#sonic #furryart #pegaart
Sonic and Tails behind a pane of glass, pawing and licking at it. Sonic has a smug expression what it looks like Tails might be enjoying this a bit too much.
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · Sep 10
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
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