Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡±
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡±
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· Aug 5
If anybody is trying to DM me (chat) then I'm afraid you may have a long wait for a response as I refuse to kow-tow to the ridiculous age verification process given that I signed up for this service using a 15 year old personal email account and wasn't under the age of 3 at the time!
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 37m
I didn't think it was the ECHR that stopped first cousins marrying, but given the banner photo, surely we have learnt that such controls are there for good reason!?
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 17h
Even if they have a (unjustified) vendetta against the blues in any state, they forget that none of them were 100% blue and so they are penalising their own voters! Are MAGA voters so dumb that they will stand for this from their beloved leader???
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 17h
Situations like THIS are where a $230m lawsuit are appropriate, tell me I'm wrong!
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StrictlyChristo πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸŒ»πŸš«πŸ‘‘ @strictlychristo.bsky.social Β· 9d
It's not called The Eptstein Ballroom! Stop calling it that!
Stop calling it the Epstein Ballroom! Stop! Stop it now!
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π•Šπ•¦π•Ÿπ••π•’π•– 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social Β· 13d
The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75Β’ a woman loses.
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 17h
Completely agree. In the UK, our education system (for those that listen in class) has gifted our children with lessons from history so they are now brimming with a humanity and decency and critical thinking that our leaders have largely forgotten. I believe that children are our future.
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 17h
Is his height really that much of a decider for Musk??!
*Oh* I see...
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 18h
Somebody should 'AI' the 1981(?) Ben Elton version of the coke ad...
"A girl, a beach, it's hot, she's a little bit thirsty. So she goes to the kiosk and she buys a coke. Coke is a fizzy brown drink."
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P.S. The Santa that everbody pictures wears coke corporate colours - it's not a coincidence πŸ˜‰
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 18h
UK Equality Act protected characteristic of gender reassignment, protects trans people at ANY stage of transitioning. Folks need to respect the choice of transitioning individuals from day 1. It takes more than a day to medically transition, & many never fully do.
#TransLivesAreHumanLivesFromDayOne
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 18h
He's just peeved that having cosplayed king-maker he isn't getting a cut of the proceeds or the glory.
No honour amongst thieves Charlie, sorry, Nicholas.
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 19h
Motivational speakers used to say, "You have the same number of hours in the day as Beyonce".
Ok, how much does she earn per hour for like just singing?
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#WageParityWithBeyonceNow
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 20h
Great to see a Christian-nationalist backed movement following the teachings of parables like the good Samaritan.

Oh, well maybe they should read books instead of burning them!
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 1d
Ughh, mango juice.
If you're doing comatose properly, what you need is mango lassi - and a nice big vindaloo!
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a man wearing a fur hat is laughing and waving his arms
Alt: Dave Lister from Red Dwarf wearing a fur hat is laughing and waving his arms.
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 1d
#America already has the cures for most of its ills. It simply needs the courage to swallow the pills.

#UnintentionalPoetry
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 1d
I believe this follows the teachings of an American-born Buddhist monk.

America already has the cures for most of its ills. It simply needs the courage to swallow the pills.

Ooh, #UnintentionalPoetry πŸ˜‰
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 1d
And yet he won't swear in Grijalva!
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 1d
A dark furry Prince
Travelling under no curse
True love's form is found

#Batty
#blackcats
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 2d
If you can tear off panels with your bare hands, is this really the vehicle to be driving into a riot or for transporting dangerous criminals into custody?
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 2d
When #Trump finally releases the #EpsteinFiles, will he be using a steam-powered #catapult or an electro-magnetic one (assuming he has a choice and the magnets don't get wet)??
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#sethmeyers
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Nat Turner’s Slave Rebellion @nateturner.bsky.social Β· 10d
It makes the orange sack of shit mad so please don’t share.
firehawkjw.bsky.social Firehawk @firehawkjw.bsky.social Β· 11d
Trump hates this ad so please don't share πŸ˜‚
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 2d
There's a "cast of thousands" picture like this at my parent's house from my Dad's old grammar school where he's on both ends!
(Back in the day they used to shoot these pics in several sections so the old schoolboy trick was to wait until they'd done your bit & then run like hell to the other end πŸ˜‰)
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 2d
When Stanley Ipkiss first put on #TheMask he could never have imagined it would lead to him demolishing #TheWhiteHouse and winning the Ig Nobel Prize!
Jim Carrey as Stanley Ipkiss about to put on The Mask (of Loki). Picture has been doctored to black and white - except the mask which is now not green, but orange.
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 2d
When Stanley Ipkiss first put on #TheMask he could never have imagined it would lead to him demolishing #TheWhiteHouse and winning the Ig Nobel Prize!
Jim Carrey as Stanley Ipkiss about to put on The Mask (of Loki). Picture has been doctored to black and white - except the mask which is now not green, but orange.
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 2d
Schrodinger's follower
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Chris Speed πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΌπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡± @speedster68.bsky.social Β· 2d
The perpetuated notion that treatments to prevent physical harm are more important than treatments to prevent mental harm.
"I don't want to be fat like my parents" given priority over "I don't want to be a boy/girl like my brother/sister".
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