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Speccy Twat
@speccytwat.bsky.social
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Wazzock, dingbat and absolute flangleswubbler (not necessarily in that order). Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology. Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat. In specs.
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 9m
Profoundo wordlings of the hintymost copromania.
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 2h
YES!
Have a great weekend, which will be starting later today.
Honestly.

😁
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 2h
Treacle toffee and oxtail soup? Coming right up! 😬
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 2h
A deranged and frenzied (ie spark out and prostrate on a sofa) Romanian rescue hound, living the dream. She has rather prominent lower incisors and canines, which is literally the only reason I’ve posted it. Tenuous? Why yes, of course!
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 2h
(I am now hearing the music. Cool.)
😊
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 2h
“You’re only supposed to blow the bloody chandelier off!”; that one?
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 2h
Would that it were, dear boy!
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 2h
Faecal tart 🫠
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 2h
The cause of the first nacre-lear bomb being deployed?

Yeah.
I can’t think of anything, either 😬
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 3h
Seems reasonably observant.
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 3h
That’s something to sphincter ’bout.
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 3h
Today’s wicker heart inspirational text 😊
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 3h
“Deranged of Tunbridge Wells”.
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 3h
Bastaaaaaaaaaaard.
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 3h
Bob Cracksplit?
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 3h
Aw… thanks x
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 3h
Sadly… 🫠
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 3h
I’ve re-read the instructions; first and second part, no problem. Turd one is proving problematic…
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 10h
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 4h
Impootence (noun):

Fear and self-sabotage affecting one’s ability to successfully collect a stool sample; the failure to perform a normal anatomical response, due to perceived pressure and judgment.

Morning 😬
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 12h
Patterdale/ Wensleydale; that kind of thing?

🧐
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 12h
OH MY WORD…

I LOVE THIS!

(Even with the typo on ‘choreography’.)
It is BRILLAINT! WONDREFUL! FANATSTIC! 😍

Herky jerky guy = arguably my favourite part.
a drag queen says i love this with her mouth open
Alt: RuPaul LOVES this, sugar!
media.tenor.com
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22h
Seems the Narcissist-in-Chief is mad about the Time Mag cover neckgina pic so please don’t share it widely

Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14h
Taking one for the team 😂

(Also: did you actually? That’s ace! 😂)
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 14h
He makes my arse go sudsy?

Or…

He never makes me blub, see?
(Very 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, that one)

He’s really shit at rugby?

(It’s okay. I’ve stopped.)
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