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Not sustainable to stockpile liquor before hurricanes, we should also be murdering oil executives.

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Nov 14

5 steps to save the climate.

1. Murder oil executives.

2. Corporations start hiring private security firms to protect their C-Suite.

3. Private Equity buys all the security firms.

4. KPMG advises Private Equity to reduce labour costs.

5. Get paid minimum wage to murder oil executives.

Soused @soused.bsky.social · 1d

Normal People and Norwegian Wood are the same book.

Love in the time of Cholera is so clearly a horror story.

Brideshead Revisited is trash, especially when you realize At Swim Two Birds was published six years earlier.

Soused @soused.bsky.social · 19d

Just finished form tackling this dog so perfectly, dude is pissed.

Soused @soused.bsky.social · Aug 10

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Aug 7

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Aug 3

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Aug 2

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Aug 2

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Jul 28

Yes I am at my hotel. I can see the door. The dog knows which door it is. Nobody is in disagreement. We are outside. We are going to stay outside.

My Spanish is bad, how do you say "I lost the keys" to a Mexican dog?

Soused @soused.bsky.social · Jul 28

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Jul 26

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Jul 25

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Jul 25

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Hanniba-LINA Lecter 💀 @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · Jul 23

As someone who came here as an immigrant, I can’t tell you how jarring it is to see this anti immigration narrative flooding our politics every single day, people will say they don’t mean you, it doesn’t matter, it’s disgusting

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Jul 3

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Jun 16

Asking the important questions.
#ww3

Soused @soused.bsky.social · Jun 16

Mubi made their choice.

#bds #bocotdivestsanction

Soused @soused.bsky.social · Jun 8

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Jun 3

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · May 6

#puppybeerhour Bosnian hooch with Croatian turtles,Tito would be proud.

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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · Apr 19

This may be the most perfect summary ever written about a car.

From this week's @channel6.bsky.social newsletter, which you should already be subscribed to because it's free and excellent, and which also contains:

°Reckless levels of charitable generosity
°SPIES!
°homemade nilla wafers
And more!

DRIVE (AND DIE IN): THE RENAULT 5 TURBO 3E.

SPENCER: I do not believe we live in a truly free country for many reasons. The silliest but most emotionally important of them to me: I cannot buy this right now and immediately drive it at 500 mph into a telephone pole.

Sometimes an automaker summons a demon. Sometimes they summon a demon with your actual name on it, one who who emerges from the fires of hell and says “Hey, cool, I’m gonna need some coffee and also the address and phone number of Spencer Hall, because I’m headed straight to his house.”

This demon on my doorstep has cannily assumed the form of a yellow hot hatch with retro styling, rally handling, some truly stupid-fantastic trim, the words TURBO on the side, and a 536 horsepower engine capable of going 0-60 in 3.5 seconds. I need it like I need cocaine, both in the sense that I do not need this car, and also that it would both kill me and provide some of the most thrilling moments of my life.

If you read to the end you will see that it costs $27,000 dollars base. I need everyone to overthrow the government explicitly for the purpose of making this car a) available to me personally, and b.) as cheap as possible. In summary: I should never be allowed to drive this automobile, and God themselves and no one on earth can stop me from driving this automobile.

P.S. France made this and we didn’t. We have lost our way as a nation but you likely already knew this.

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Apr 20

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Apr 6

How drunk are you?

- I'm watching Platoon.

Soused @soused.bsky.social · Mar 24

Even if I was sober I still couldn't explain 'Crab Five' in espanol.

Soused @soused.bsky.social · Mar 23

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · Mar 23

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