SolveForGenX
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Guys, thanks for reading my posts

Now if you could just…

*turns screen*
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This is never a bad place to start your day

#NowPlaying The Best of Sade on #vinyl
Sade’s best of album cover reflected in the cover of a record player with label visible
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Sure AI is going to kill the environment, but at least we’ll have “erotica for verified adults”

Finally!
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Oddly enough this was my first Pink Floyd, and it is a dark dark place to start

A friend loaned it to me in high school and I listened to it on my Walkman during a pep rally which I’m sure I thought was very profound
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I know times were different and yadda yadda yadda, but Nick Gilder’s Hot Child in the City shoulda got him arrested

Come on down to my place baby, we'll talk about love
Come on down to my place baby, we'll make love
Hot child in the city (she's kinda dangerous)
Hot child in the city (a young child)
Creepy ass cover of Nick Gilder’s record Hot Child in the City
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Johnny Dangerously predicted deportations to third countries back in 1984 once
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He couldn’t reach the top button so he had to take the stairs the rest of the way
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When I was a kid, you were only allowed to say one person was the greatest of all time, and it was
Muhammad Ali

Nurse: that’s probably enough sun for today, gramps
a black and white photo of a man with the words i 'm a bad man below him
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with the words i 'm a bad man below him
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Literary hot take (a day late)

There’s no better way to turn kids off to Shakespeare than by making them read plays

You gotta at the very least roll in a giant tv and show the horny 1968 Zeffirelli Romeo and Juliet on grainy 3/4 inch tape and wait for parents to call the school
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Really in need of a Nora Ephron style Autumnal city montage right about now
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Funny story

When we were in Dublin (brag) we went to a bookstore (brag) and I got two (2!) books called Gliff and Glyph, but Ali Smith and Percival Everett respectively, and now Smith is coming out with another called Glyph

There’s no punchline

Okay so not haha funny
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Just started a new book (Gliff, by the amazing Ali Smith) and there’s a horse

Stopped reading to Google if the horse dies because these are not “the animal dies” times

Not only can I not, I simply will not
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No spoilers, but I shall continue reading
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So anyway as I was saying…
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Just started a new book (Gliff, by the amazing Ali Smith) and there’s a horse

Stopped reading to Google if the horse dies because these are not “the animal dies” times

Not only can I not, I simply will not
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Me: I don’t understand how you can be late every day. Why don’t you just start 5 minutes earlier?

Her: *starts 5 minutes earlier…*

Me: there you go!

Her, maintaining steady eye contact: *… takes 7 minutes longer.”

Me: wut

Her: 😏
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They say “we’ve got the meats” but they don’t tell you what kind and honestly, smart move
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FIFA World Cup Opening Ceremony is in 239 days, but sure
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It’s the oxygen level up there

Gotta pace yourself
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Colonizers getting uncomfortable 🫡
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We may not be able to drive for shit, but we are … Maryland 🦀 🫡
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And is this how people feel about the Chiefs instead of the Patriots?
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Do people really hate the Dodgers the way normal people hate the Yankees?
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That he’s a lesbian? (Complimentary)
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I think it’s pretty much bullshit that at my age I haven’t been part of a podcast yet

Real failure of imagination there, guys