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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 9h

Perhaps spending decades terrifying the public with relentless tall tales about the pampered, idle poor has been deleterious to creating a decent, pleasant society

Financial Times • @financialtimes.com
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For the first time in a decade the majority of British adults believe the generosity of the welfare system stops people from supporting themselves, according to the National Centre for Social Research (NatCen).

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 35m

If anyone does get in touch with her, please give her the best from all of us. 💜💜

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 36m

You have been chosen.

You own a kitten now.

🥰🥰🥰

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 47m

I hope Ness is okay, I was thinking the same. 💜

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 2h

I'd give it a good go.

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 5h

What in the actual holy hell are these?!?

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James Hunt @jameshunt.bsky.social · 1d

Finally, a product that allows me to avoid the feminising effects of *checks notes* bed sheets.

An advertisement featuring a stack of dark grey bed sheets with the headline: “Introducing the Jax Sheet 2.0” followed by the tagline “The First Bed Sheets Engineered For Men,” with “For Men” in red text and underlined.

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 5h

Good, excellent arguments well presented, Tâf! 👏🏻👏🏻

Lots of cuddles from me, too! 💜💜🫂🫂🥰🥰

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 21h

Extra treatos/chimken required for pup rebooping purposes! Chop chop Momma! 🤣🤣💜💜🥰🥰

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Stephen 🔶🌹💚 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @thestephenralph.bsky.social · 22h

Together with this...
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Glen O'Hara @gsoh31.bsky.social · 23h

Let's just take a moment to reflect on the self-sacrifice and hope this person embodies - not the evil, hateful monsters thirsting for violence.

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 22h

You know what - it would be really life affirming if just for once - THIS 👇 was the story

Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 1d

Next time someone tells you that train drivers "just push buttons" show them this from the BBC

The driver "managed to contact the control
centre at Network Rail and get the train
diverted onto the slow line", Calder says.

"That was absolutely crucial because this
train was scheduled to be travelling through
Huntingdon station on the tracks with no
platform at 125mph."

"It didn't stop in the middle of nowhere,
which would have been very difficult."

Calder thinks this was handled in the "safest
possible way" thanks to the "incredible
professionalism from the driver and the
police". Train drivers are trained on how to
take appropriate action, he adds,

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Miranda 🖤🤍💜 @doomscroling.bsky.social · 1d

This is the sad simple truth ⤵️

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 22h

You're definitely on your own there! 🤣🤣🤣

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 22h

Don't worry mate, that certainly wasn't my intention! 🤣🤣🤣

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 22h

I'm not. I'm blaming the tit with the trimmer! 🤣🤣🤣

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 22h

You don't scare me, baldy! 🤣🤣

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 22h

Flaunt what you've (not) got! Be proud of your moment of buffonery! Let it be a visual reminder to all others to check their guards first!

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 22h

Didn't see your reply before just posting my own, sorry! 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

Great minds! 🤣🤣

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 22h

Get the curlers out, at least you can use them on your beard!

Meanwhile, for the top:

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 23h

Alt is correct.

In an intelligence based game, I'm definitely backing Arlo. 🤣🤣

How did the hairbrushing go? 😇😇🤪🤪

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Glen O'Hara @gsoh31.bsky.social · 23h

Let's just take a moment to reflect on the self-sacrifice and hope this person embodies - not the evil, hateful monsters thirsting for violence.

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 23h

How was da hooman so far behind you that you ended up in this mess? Me thinks you need quicker hoomans pal! 🤣🤣

Burger as adequate compensation?

Chimken?

Bacon?

All 3?

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 1d

Also, he wants to deport most of your team.

Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 1d

Dave, it’s 2000 but 25 years from now you’re gonna win two World Series in a row. You will lead a team of international superstars to victory. Also, you won’t believe who the president is. He sucks.

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 1d

Dave, it’s 2000 but 25 years from now you’re gonna win two World Series in a row. You will lead a team of international superstars to victory. Also, you won’t believe who the president is. He sucks.

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Softsoulcomplex @softsoulcomplex.bsky.social · 1d

I'd give you so many cuddles if I could sweetheart! 🥰🥰🫂🫂💜💜❤️❤️

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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 1d

It's petit, actually

Headline reads 'louvre heist carried out by petty criminals, prosecutor says'

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