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Jonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social · 6d

I think the Reagan ad is most effective not by the topic but by reminding everyone that presidents don't have to sound like insane morons.

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 9d

Trump demands Justice Dept. reimburse him $230 Million for legal costs of his past criminal cases. The man just loves to rack up impeachable offenses. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...

Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases

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Harry Chemay @harrychemay.bsky.social · 20d

I mean it is not outside the realm of possibility that Trump pushed Witkoff & Kushner so hard to seal the deal just to swing the Nobel prize.

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 25d

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 26d

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 27d

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 28d

Since January, Democrats and anti-Trump voters have been talking about “the resistance.” Well, this is it. This shutdown is the one and only resistance. If the Ds buckle, it's over. Senate Ds need to hang tough and take the political pain now, because the party and nation may not get another chance.

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 29d

I've been saying this for months. Those masked ice agents are all pardoned J6ers and other nefarious militia members.

A Forever Around The Way Girl @arletha61.bsky.social · 29d

@msnbc.com @cnnbrk-bot.bsky.social @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy the mask ice agents are the January 6 insurrectionists trump pardon, it’s not up to the democrats to solve this , it’s up to news reporters to HELP stop the madness, trump is reeking on America, he is and has always been a Russian Asset

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 29d

If Putin, Zelenkyy and Netanyahu can weather years of bloody wars, Shumer, Jeffries and the Democratic party can weather a few weeks of furloughed jobs.

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · 29d

Senate Democrats can win the shutdown if they follow KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid. Here's how to win this thing....

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · Sep 29

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · Sep 24

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · Sep 21

The dumbing down of the United States Senate.

Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · Sep 21

The remarks for which Jimmy Kimmel was suspended weren't about Donald Trump-or even Charlie Kirk

They were about the shooter

But that's beside the point

Because the First Amendment permits insensitive speech-even if it criticizes our government

That's the difference between democracy and fascism

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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · Sep 18

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · Sep 16

Coming to a U.S. state near you?

She Held Her Baby for an Hour. Then the State Took Her Away.

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · Sep 7

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · Aug 30

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · Aug 30

#SNL writer Kevin Kelton's new memoir tells what it's like to write for #TV shows like #SaturdayNightLive, #BoyMeetsWorld, #NightCourt, #Fridays, #ADifferentWorld and work with #LarryDavid, #EddieMurphy, #MartinShort, #MichaelRichards, #JayLeno and more. www.amazon.com/Funny-Money-...

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Funny for Money: The Making of a Comedy Writer

Amazon.com: Funny for Money: The Making of a Comedy Writer eBook : Kelton, Kevin: Kindle Store

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · Aug 5

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · Jul 15

Apple's first foldable phone is set for 2026. Hey, maybe they want to bring back the rotary dial as well.

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · Jul 7

Wonder if Joni Ernst would tell the parents of those young flood victims, "We all are going to die." Because the Medicaid cuts she voted for could kill similar dozens of child cancer patients. Someone's precious child who has just as much right to a long life as the child victims in Kerr County

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · Jul 7

Not only that, they purposefully dropped this b.s. during the Texas floods tragedy so it would get buried in the news media.

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · Jul 7

Pam Bondi in February: The Epstein client list is sitting on my desk right now to review.

Pam Bondi today: There is no Epstein client list and no "further disclosure" of Epstein-related material "would be appropriate or warranted."

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · Jul 7

Are CNN on-air talent purposely vapid or truly this dumb? Of course Democrats aren't proud of our country. We think the current POTUS is a criminal monster who is making the nation and world less stable. Why should we be proud of that?! Pay attention to us, not just the perverse "feelings" of MAGA.

HuffPost @huffpost.com · Jul 7

"But that’s exactly where we are," said Harry Enten.

CNN Data Chief ‘Never Thought I'd See’ This Stunning Shift In Sentiment

"But that’s exactly where we are," said Harry Enten.

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SNL Scribe @snlwriter.bsky.social · Jun 23

I’m not a nuclear scientist, but I know that if you blow up a large pile of enriched uranium with the largest bombs in the world, there's going to be radiation fallout. So we either made a large swath of Iran uninhabitable, or they had already moved the nuclear treasure we sought to destroy.

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