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@snipedude.bsky.social

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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

LIST OF ALL THE PPL WHO BETRAYED ME:

MY MOTHER

MY FATHER

CHLOE GARCIA

ISABELLA S.

HAYDEN WOLF

IRA WEAVER

MICHAEL MILLER

ASHER

OLIVIA

ELIZABETH MORTENSON

MCAFEE

HP COMPUTERS

THE INDIANA PACERS

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 16d

haha relatable

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 16d

yep it was the lightest crash ever

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 16d

my bus crashed, hbu?

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snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

OKAY GENUINELY CLOSING OFF

IF YOU GUYS STUMBLE UPON MY STREAM JUST BLAME IT ON NORTH DAKOTA MAKING EVERYONE IN ITS BORDERS A NARCISSITIC FUCKFACE WHOSE ONLY GOAL IS TO GET SEX DRUGS AND DIE

THANK YOU.

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

BY THE WAY HAYDEN'S FULL NAME IS HAYDEN THOMAS WOLF

NOT RELEVANT JUST WANT U GUYS TO KNOW

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

BOT ACCOUNTS PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT

IF I SEE A 1 NEXT TO MY NOTIFS IT BETTER BE A HUMAN INSTEAD OF A CLANKER

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

FUCK YOU AND GOODNIGHT. NOT.

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

FUCK BLUESKY AS A PLATFORM. I SHOULD BE CELEBRATING SOMEBODIES DEATH ON A YOUTUBE COMMUNITY POST INSTEAD OF A SKEET MUHFUCKER

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

MY BLUESKY AINT BEEN GOOD SINCE WINTER LAST YR CUZ I WAS BORED THE FUCK OUT MY MIND AND HAD NUN ELSE TO DO

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

I HAVE MUTUALS ON THIS PLATFORM???? FUCKING PROVE IT

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

AND WE GON TAKE U TO THA MOOOON TAKE U TO THA STAAAAARSSS

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

I GOT THIS LYRIC FROM WATCH THE THRONE STUCK IN MY HEAD but i aint telling u what it is

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

and by clicks, i truly mean 3 likes per post, and if im lucky, 15 on a photo that gets extra engagment

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

i remember one time when this account actually got clicks I HAD TO MAKE A SECOND ACCOUNT TO WRITE AND VENT ON LMFAOOIOO

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

IT IS REMARKABLE HOW I WAS TRYNA BE SUM SAD BOY BACK IN MAY AND JUNE. WHATS THERE TO BE SAD ABOUT??????!!!!

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

VICE AND SIN, LADIES AND GENTLEHANDS. VICE AND SIN.

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

IM GLAD I AINT EVER GIVEN NO WOMEN MY SUPER PERSONAL INFORMATION CUZ IMAGINE SOME DEEP SHIT ABOUT ME GOES PUBLIC but wait i aint got nun on me first of all AND SECOND i would nott GIVE TWO FUCKS

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

yall north dakotans gotta let me know; how is it that all yall women genuinely be vying to get the best men by havinng the most attractive appearance they can then blowin that shit all away by getting pregnant at 14. thats fuckin stupid

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

DO I SOUND LIKE A CORNBALLLL????? I FUCKING BETTER CUZ IM FROM INDIANA BITCHES

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

WHAT IF WE KILLED 5 OF THE EMPLOYEES AT MY WORKPLACE AND TRIGGERED AN EMERGENCY DRAFT?????

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

DONT EVER TAKE ANYTHING IN LIFE SERIOUSLY EXCEPT FOE JOBS, SCHOOL, AND SPORTS

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

I GOT THIS LYRIC FROM WATCH THE THRONE STUCK IN MY HEAD but i aint telling u what it is

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

imagine yo country disolves the same year as the SAN ANTONIO SPURS WINNA CHAMPIONSHIP????

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

i may aswell go start my own fuggin yugoslavian war rn cuz yalls be doin nothing in yo life

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

or better yet, whhy does culver's call its employees members of the "TRUE BLUE CREW" when wikipedia clrly says thats a FASCIST thing OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

snipe 🌌 @snipedude.bsky.social · 20d

you buy a pair of green socks, THEY BETTER NOT CHANGE INTO BLUE SOCKS IN THA MIDDLE OF 2008