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Snarky Robot

@snarkyrobot.bsky.social

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Professional table pounder. Amateur opinion haver. Likes technology and sports. Loves dogs. Smells good. Asymmetric in training.

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2h

I don’t believe that for a second.

The Baileys are Ride Or Die Adams supporters.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2h

Leave Chuck Schumer alone. It’s hard to know who to vote for when your best friends spend all day yelling “can’t help you, we’re not real New Yorkers” and “please take your meds, we cease existing when you forget about us” at you.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2h

I know the racist fucks doing 9/11 propaganda bullshit against Mamdani didn’t intend it, but it is funny that the NY Jets blew themselves up today.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2h

Brick Johnson flexing his football knowing skills.

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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 5h

the Jets are absolutely loaded with first round picks now, with a chance to get young star talents like Sauce Gardner and Quinnen Williams

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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 11h

vaxxed?

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 10h

point to Marisa: it was

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12h

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 10h

Kavanaugh Krash

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 12h

Bro kept that Islamophobia at 💯 FR FR

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 12h

Man, I don’t even remember Dick Cheney promising to leave if Mamdani got elected.

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 21h

Looks like they figured it out lol.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 21h

Through two periods, the Leafs are averaging one shot on goal every 5 minutes of game time.

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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @leximcmenamin.com · 1d

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 1d

The concept that some people don’t value conflict as a part of social media continues to blow minds.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

Josh Allen is a ballet moose in tights.

That’s not, that’s the post.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

The Daniel Jones Experience

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

Deal Maye sacked by Your Boat

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

“Just connected you guys via your private telephone numbers. Now to go onto the internet and make sure I get credit for it from your followers.”

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

Drake has two TDs in ATL@NE

Yes, that Drake.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

Personally, other than the helmets, I like them.

If they did something like a thinner Guardian cap out of leather, I’d probably be fully sold on them.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

Feel like they’re gonna be so divisive that the NYT is gonna find a way to blame the Democrats.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

Man, those Packers uniforms.

Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

“He wasn’t a factor except that game where he drove in the tying run that led to extra innings. Or the game where he drove in the winning run. Or that other game he drove in the winning runs.”

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

So, did you memory hole game 6 or are you just doing that thing where people stake out a position, get pushback, and then make increasingly silly arguments rather than moderate even a slight bit out of a weird insecurity?

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social · 2d

I mean “once in a generation” is the pretty standard definition of generational, yes? Which other right fielder has 6 Gold Gloves in this generation? What about the last generation?