Snarky Platypus
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A platypus of many talents, he/him, 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇳🇮🇩🇦🇺 (is that enough flags), politics, food, pop music and women’s basketball.
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Love this pic I took in 2016 (I found it through Twitter search believe it or not )
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I have eaten chocolate this morning. It was busy.
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Eating a mini-Picnic bar.
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Being a Nine Newspapers Content Director is more worthy of ridicule than anything else tbqh
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This seems over the top to me but we live in strange times.
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Breakfast: steamed pork and tofu with lap cheong (Cantonese sausage). Healthy protein 😍
Pieces of steamed pork and white tofu with slices of red sausage on a bed of white rice.
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Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
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Yes. Glad to see he managed to turn things around after having his health issues in the media (never a good thing)
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Steve Bracks’s son was kinda hot IIRC.
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ABC News Breakfast is doing a story on Good Charlotte and I am checking I haven’t slipped into a weird time warp.
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IKR. It’s so fucking annoying. They should STFU and learn.
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Most supplements are un-necessarily taken. Of course, it’s a multi-billion dollar industry in Australia *alone*. Anyway, yes, I wouldn’t be sourcing supplements from the United States anytime soon with their weak regulatory environment.
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Honestly, Americans think they have to try and save a world they try so hard to stay ignorant about. It’s impressive. Protect the world from your own ridiculous government is the first step.
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Given the United States’ extremely poor history in relation to this, I think world would be better off if they didn’t try to do this for a while, especially with their current domestic political situation.
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we have to be willing to just fuck with foreign governments in order to promote pro-democracy forces and harm pro-authoritarian forces in those countries

*that's* our actual interest, not whatever faff natsec heads preach about "the rules based order"
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Good morning all. A typical sunrise over Cammeraygal Country-Sydney today. Nice to see the sun slowly shifting southwards as summer approaches. Happy Wednesday everybody.
Pastel blue and orange sky over an urban landscape. The bright orange sun rises behind a band of clouds into an orange sky The bright orange sun dominates the sky and radiates orange light over an urban landscape
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Japan is a lot cheaper to travel around nowadays. This was not always the case!
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Still think the Chantoozies are a very odd musical act. They probably would have been a proper pop girl group if they were from the UK but instead in 1980s Australia, they’re an awkward midtempo rock band with superfluous men. Still, ‘Wanna Be Up’ is kinda pleasant
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Or at least stuff that’s better dealt with away from courts. Anyway it is clear the journos want to cheerlead for the DPP and AFP so whatever.
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The article is opaque about what the bulk of caseload actually is. I have a feeling in my waters it is mostly not very meaningful stuff.