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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 1h

Quenching my thirst for action while baseball sits on its ass.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 17h

Big fan of the work but I bet Edgar Allan Poe was a real fuckin loser that nobody wanted to be around.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 18h

30% of the country thinks they should just burn the entire house down. Good luck.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 18h

Lol at folks thinking literally destroying half the White House to build a pedophile dance shack will be what finally turns the base against him.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 18h

When the fellas are like “we’ve already gone to jail once tonight” but I see a Golden Corral.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 18h

Just remembered Destiny’s Child’s cover of Emotion by The Bee Gees so if you need me I’ll be touching the stars and living my dreams on a Wednesday night.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 18h

This @criterionchannl.bsky.social shit gots me fucked up right now. I've watched so many movies in the last month that I'm all the way burnt out on film. I went to start 3 different things tonight and was like "I can't fuckin do this. I'm tired. Maybe tomorrow, Rashomon."

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 18h

This ballroom shit has been such a PR bonanza, I wouldn't be surprised if he starts demolishing other federal buildings across the country. Apparently he just...can do that. Like...it's an easy thing to just do. Do it man. Go full tits on this shit.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 18h

I think the same thing every time. Always puts over the opponent because WHY WOULDN'T YOU? It makes your guy look better by default and keeps open a chance for future recruitment on the sly. Shit's expert gimmickry.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 18h

I'm so glad they're able to get Don Callis on commentary whenever a "family" member is in the ring. He's one of the best talkers in the business, maybe of all time. #NJPW was at its best when he was doing color. Laugh out loud fantastic kayfabe shit. #AEW 🤼‍♂️

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21h

Once the elections are gone it'll all be up for grabs. High rise White House. Golf course where the mall used to be. Capitol turned into one giant public gallows complex. Should be a gas.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21h

I invented a new word.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21h

Got it for the dope ass can, suimpressed by the taste. One of the best I've had this season.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 21h

Sometimes when I paint or draw and am focusing on small details, my eyes will do a thing where they kinda go out of focus for a split second, almost feels like they jerk a bit and I have to recompose myself. I found out those are actually tiny strokes soooooo yeah I'm dying. I fucking knew it! 🤷‍♂️

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 23h

I was going almost 10 mph over the speed limit but somebody honked and yelled "PRICK" out their window as they flew around me so I'm heading over to Nextdoor to tell everyone how I almost died.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 23h

May as well just tear down the whole fuckin thing now tbh.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 2d

Dodgers in 3. This is gonna be an embarrassment.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 2d

I'll say this: If either of these teams were to stand a chance of beating LA in the WS, a come from behind magic style one swing win like this one was probably mandatory. Toronto got it, and they've got home field advantage. Let's hope for a good series.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 2d

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smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 2d

If julio was 0-4 coming into that plate appearance, that doesn’t happen. He takes the walk. Also if he was 0-4 they’d be down more and already dead so it’s moot. He knows that though. That’s what I’m saying, which frees him up. They lost but he was great. It means something. Release him.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 2d

I’m fucking beside myself with suspense.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 2d

These jays fans can feel it. Rip their fucking hearts out.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 3d

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 2d

Smoltz actively tries to deliver keepsake soundbites to be used later in promos or commercials but it’s literally never happened. “The ninth inning….is coming soon.” Lol bro that’s not a dramatic thing. Go home.

smugdingus @smugdingus.bsky.social · 2d