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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.

@smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social

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Parody Account Parodie. Candidate for Notre-Dame-De-Grâce—Westmount. MPSP 2026. “Make Canada Cool Again with the Polar Party of Canada (PPC) ❄❄❄” Other Accounts: LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/santiago-b%C3%A9langer-86663b64/ IG: @s.m.belanger

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · Oct 2

Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?
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L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 3d

I am proud to announce my PPC candidacy for MPSP to the riding of Notre-Dame-de-Grâce—Westmount!

Vote for me on the 21st of November!

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 8d

L’Autobus Polaire!
Un nouveau concept par le Parti Polaire Du Canada.
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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 13d

Real Leadership. Let’s bring it Ho-Ho-Home! #LeadersDebate 🏡🇨🇦
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Leadership Réel. Ramenons-le Ho-Ho-Chez Nous! #DébatsdesChefs 🏡🇨🇦

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 13d

Grilled by the Polar Leader, Mackenzie freezes on the Cold Tax. Not worth the heat! #LeadersDebate
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Pressée par le Chef Polaire, Mackenzie gèle quand vient le temps de dire si elle abolira ou non la Taxe Froide. Pas la peine de se brûler pour elle! #DébatsdeChefs

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 13d

While one leader stands with a fully cool costed plan, the others hide behind empty promises and excuses. #LeadersDebate
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Alors qu’un seul Chef présente un programme frais et entièrement chiffré, les autres se cachent derrière des promesses vides et des excuses. #DébatsdesChefs

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 12d

Polars will put the Canadian economy first. The Jedis will send your money into the New Frengland intergalactic space. #NotWorthTheHeat
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Les Polaires mettront l’économie canadienne d’abord. Les Jedi enverront votre argent dans l’espace intergalactique Nouvelle-Franglaise. #NeVautPaslaChaleur

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Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 12d

The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is investing in PolarTech®, a new technology that will:
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 12d

Long live the PPC!

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Très/Rt. Hon. Ryan Chang 張世傑, CP/PC CC CMM COM OQ CD Député/MP @rchangmpsp.bsky.social · 15d

C’est qui qui a un classe à côté de notre débat, sérieux?! 😡
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Who the hell is having a class next to our debate?! 😡

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 15d

Just hours before the leaders' debate, @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social abandons the sinking Jedi Party ship—without even delivering a fully costed platform. 🥵
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À seulement quelques heures du débat des chefs, @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social abandonne le navire Jedi—sans même de plateforme chiffrée. 🥵

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 14d

PPC was the first party to release their platform-a strong, cold platform that has true change engrained in every page.
Last night was clear as ice: Roméo proved why he and his party can support millions of Canadians towards a common goal…of the cold!

Are you with us?

- S.M. Bélanger.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 18d

Groceries are about to become more affordable!
We’re removing all tax on Frozen Goods in the groceries!
So go thaw that frozen pizza!
❄️☃️🍕
Les épiceries vont être plus abordables.
Ont retire les taxes des aliments sûr-geler!

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Callum McKinnon @callummpsp.bsky.social · 19d

Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
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Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 19d

@simonhempsp.bsky.social is right. #ReleaseTheSithFiles
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@simonhempsp.bsky.social a raison. #PubliezLesDossiersSith

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 23d

Not this station spreading misinformation again 🤦‍♂️ Funny enough, I put this post through some AI detectors and guess what? 99.7% AI generation. Canadians, please be safe 🙏

Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 23d

🚨BREAKING🚨

POLAR PARTY CANDIDATE COMES OUT PRO-THEFT! WILL ANY CANADIANS BE SAFE IN A POLAR GOVERNMENT? THEY BUILD IGLOOS SO THEY CAN BREAK IN EASIER! CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF BEING STOLEN FROM!

WAKE UP, PATRIOTS

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 24d

Ya, ya, let’s keep the AI slop to show how unserious we are.
✌🏼

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 23d

Ok, as an artist and designer, I understand the implications when it comes to for-profit use. Designers and artists still need love and jobs.
But truly, cry about it.
It’s here to stay, and it’s completely ethical to use it on your own free time.
Plus, we all use ai. Water will get wasted anyways.

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 24d

Ya, ya, let’s keep the AI slop to show how unserious we are.
✌🏼

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 25d

Nous devons dire,
Il y a un homme joyeux dans notre Vrai Nord, qui serait un ambassadeur de classe mondiale pour notre pays.

Si vous votez Polar, nous nommerons Nicholas Noël comme ambassadeur du Canada auprès de l'ONU.

C'est super cool.

🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 25d

We gotta say,
There’s a jolly good man up there in our True North, that would be a world-class ambassador for our country.
If you vote Polar, we will appoint Nicholas (Santa) Claus as the Canadian Ambassador to the UN.
That’s pretty cool.

🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 28d

We’re investing on our investigators.

Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.

For safety, and for being cool asf.

❄️❄️❄️

Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 28d

My mum says that’s fake

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 28d

Source, member opposite?

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 28d

Hell yeah 🫎🫎🫎

Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 29d

🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.

Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️

Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦

#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 28d

Fake news

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · Oct 5

Nous investissons dans la crise du logement.

Nous construisons des igloos modulaires, donne des milliers de bons emplois de construction, ont les expédions vers le nord et les installons au Nunavut.

Ont bâti Canada plus froid, une igloo par fois.

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