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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 1d
To protect and to serve. #freethe901
In color across the top half, grainy photos of the faces of six men. From left to right. A man with a dark beard wearing a greenish cap on the bill of which reflecting sunglasses are perched. A man with a scruffy black beard wearing a black cap backwards, on top of which are dark glasses. "Police HSI" is displayed on his chest in yellow letters. A man in a cap that is orange-brown in front and white in back. Sunglasses are perched on the cap's bill. He wears a reddish-brown beard. A man in a reversed black cap and black t-shirt. He is clean shaven. A man in a black cap, wearing eyeglasses with black rims and a long-ish black beard. There is a white "N" on the front of his cap. A man in profile wearing a black cap, eyeglasses, and a black t-shirt. He is clean shaven. Text beneath the faces: "DO YOU KNOW THESE MEN? Crimestoppers-Memphis needs your help identifying accomplices to an abduction that took place during the night of October 19, 2025. Based on the colors they were wearing, authorities believe these people are members of the STFU, a violent gang involved in human trafficking, extortion, and terrorism. If you have any information that would help identify these dangerous criminals, please contact your local Crimestoppers. HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME."
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 3d
LPP can set things right. #LittlePrincePumpkin
Comic sequence. 4 panels. (1) <LPP and Susie Wiles in his shack. The Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein flits about, overhead, saying "Booo.."> LPP: WHAT?!; WILES: It's true. Andrew is no longer a prince.; LPP: HEGSETH! (2) <Hegseth appears. He is an ill-fitting suiting, holding a bottle, with a Ken-doll head.> LPP: Did you send my warships to Venezuela?; HEGSETH: Of course, My Lord. As you commanded. (3) LPP: CALL 'EM BACK!; HEGSETH: Immediately, Your Highness. But why? (4) <LPP jumping in a rage> LPP: I'M GONNA $%#& UP BUCKINGHAM PALACE!!
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 6d
LPP has all the words you need. #LittlePrincePumpkin
Comic sequence. Four panels. The same arrangement in each: Tommy Tuberville, with a Mr. Potato Head head, with reporters. (1) REPORTER: Senator Tuberville, is it constitutional for Little Prince Pumpkin to have a third term? (2) TUBERVILLE: Well, if you read the constitution, it tells you that it's not... So, we've decided not to read the constitution. (3) <Silence.> (4) And that solves that problem.
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 6d
To protect and to serve. #freethe901
In color across the top half, photos of the faces of four people. From left to right. A woman in an HSI vest with dark hair tied tightly behind her head. A man in a black cap and dark glasses. he has a brown-black-and-gray moustache and beard. Part of a badge is showing on his chest. A man in a black cap with a badge image on it. He is smiling broadly. A man in narrow glasses with a roughly trimmed, brown beard. Text beneath the faces: "DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE? Crimestoppers-Memphis needs your help identifying accomplices to an abduction that took place in the morning hours of October 23, 2025. Based on the colors they were wearing, authorities believe these people are members of the STFU, a violent gang involved in human trafficking, extortion, and terrorism. If you have any information that would help identify these dangerous criminals, please contqact your local Crimestoppers. HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME."
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 6d
The Big Shave. Martin Scorsese. #americasfuture
Color. Across the middle third: three of the USA Labor Department's recent ads featuring AI-generated paintings of brawny blonde men. White text on black background across the lower third: "THE BIG SHAVE. a film by martin scorsese." Across the upper third, the eyes and nose of the actor in Scorsese's film, looking in the mirror while he shaves.
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 8d
“When you’re Border Patrol, you’ll call…” (added for clarity)
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 8d
You'll call for your police escort, because Memphis might hate your living guts, but the hobby shop's special Tokidoki trading event is un-missable. #freethe901
Color. Day. In the very near foreground and receding towards the right, five TN state trooper motorcycles, parked tightly, one after the other. In the background, upper left, a long storefront, receding towards center. A long yellow sign atop the storefront: "Midsouth Hobbies." Parked at the store, just visible between the front two motorcycles, is a green and white Border Patrol truck.
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 10d
To protect and to serve. #freethe901
In color across the top half, photos of the faces of three men. The man on the left wears a black cap and sunglasses and has a finely-trimmed beard. The man in the center, almost profile, wears sunglasses. His face beneath his nose and ear is covered by a black mask. The man on the right wears a cap and has a scraggly red beard and mustache. Text beneath the faces: "DO YOU KNOW THESE MEN? Crimestoppers-Memphis needs your help identifying accomplices to an abduction that took place in the morning hours of October 23, 2025. Based on the colors they were wearing, authorities believe these men are members of the STFU, a violent gang involved in human trafficking, extortion, and terrorism. If you have any information that would help identify these dangerous criminals, please contqact your local Crimestoppers. HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME."
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 12d
Get a load of ICE Buffalo Bill. One has to wonder what's missing in that guy's life. #freethe901
Color. Day. A group of five men, standing in a loose, inward-facing circle. Four of the men are mostly in black and wear black tactical vests on which the word "police' appears in white letters. On the left of the circle, one man is wearing a big, white cowboy hat, denim jeans, and a green vest on which "HSI" appears in yellow letters. His head is slightly lowered as he looks at his phone. Beneath the brim of his hat one can see dark sunglasses, a broad, slightly curved mustache, and a roughly trimmed, pointy beard.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.bsky.social · 13d
"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"

* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say
A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 15d
Memphis. %$#& the helicopters. #freethe901
Color. Day. long view of a temporary stage for outdoor festival "901 Day 2025." In the near foreground, right side, the back of a person with orange-brown hair. A damp towel rests on top of their head. Many more people, between viewer and stage, dancing, holding their hands up, enjoying life.
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Mags Online @mags.colvett.online · 16d
Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 16d
Memphis lives. #freethe901
Color. Day. Looking towards the end of an enclosed alley. The facing, corrugated steel wall, in the background, is painted bright turquoise. A door in the wall is painted bright yellow. In front of the rear wall is a four-member rock band: small drum kit, a guitar on each side, and a bass wearing pink sunglasses just left of center. The vocalist, in dark sunglasses, is off-center to the right, and further forward. He holds a mic stand in one hand and he has just jumped into the air. The left-side wall of the alley casts a deep shadow, diagonally, across the scene, so that the top half of a line running from top left to bottom right is in bright sunlight, and the lower half is dark.
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 19d
Dude. Lowe's has a men's room. #freethe901
Color. Day. Two parking lot stalls. In the stall on the right is a Memphis State Trooper cruiser. In the stall on the left is a silver Nissan. The back hatch-door is up, revealing a dark interior. Just in the light is a black backpack, standing upright. At the left edge of the vehicle, a man in a gray t-shirt and khaki pants stands with his back to the viewer. He has a holster and a sidearm on his right hip. His head is bent down, the top of his back is a bit curled over, and his legs are apart and bent slightly at the knee. It appears that he is using the Nissan's open cargo area as a urinal.
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 21d
LPP's got a hole in one. #LittlePrincePumpkin
Comic sequence: <A president of a country in Africa and a presidential aide and lots of papers> PRES: All these asylum applications come from the USA? AIDE: Yes, Madame President. PRES: For what? AIDE: There are "trans individuals," some "autistic peple," and a whole bunch that just say "Brown." PRES: Well, I'm sympathetic, but... PRES: We don't need all these people from a $%#&hole country.... No applicants from, say... Norway?
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Dave Mason @fatsodoctor.bsky.social · 21d
Today is Indigenous Peoples Day. #indigenouspeoplesday
Color. Day. At center: shoulders and heads of two people with long black hair, in profile, embracing. They are caparisoned in a cloud of feathers that obscure their faces. Long drooping feathers of black-and-white stripes extend from center to the left border of the frame. Black feathers stand straight up among them. Some red and pink feathers adorn the bottom left corner, apparently from the headpiece of somone standing just outside the frame. Blue and white feathers, in a radial fan, mark the frame's right side. Some additional gray and red feathers are visible in the background on the right.
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 24d
Happy World Inclusion Day. #worldinclusionday
Color. Day. Looking west down Beale Street, across BB King Blvd, in Memphis, TN. Close-set bars and shops on both sides. Held up by scores oof people on each side, a broad rainbow flag, nearly the width of the street, extends, billowing, a half-block up the street. In the lower left foreground: The back of a person with a baby in a backpack carrier, walking under an umbrella in the direction the flag is going. Color. Day. A group of seven smiling people crowd together behind one upraised phone, for a collective selfie. Color. Day. A brick sidewalk. In the middle of the sidewalk, and in the middle of the frame, a large, square, info kiosk, one edge positioned toward the viewer, so that two of the kiosk walls are visible. Coming around the kiosk on the right is an older woman behind a walker. A large placard is resting atop the walker's handles and the woman's arms. What is on the placard is illegible. Around the left of the kiosk come three people of various ages, dressed in traditional, ceremonial garb of indigenous people of Central/South America, including, on each, brightly feathered headdresses. One of them has white and black make-up stripes on his face and legs. Another one of them maneuvers a four-wheeled wagon filled with boxes and plastic bins. Color. Day. A person standing on grass, at center, facing just towards the right of the viewer. Green t-shirt. Short hair. Prominent earrings. Necklace. The person's arms are at their sides, and their hands hold a cardboard sign. "Nothing about us without us." A few other people stand behind this person.
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 25d
Breaking news.
Color. Upper two-thirds is an image of a courtroom. Judge behind his bench in the distance on the right. Clerks, etc., at tables in the midground on the right. The left is dominated by the back end of a shipping container. The container is open. On a ramp, a white Waymo car is halfway into the container. HSI (ICE) agents and police stand around the back end of the Waymo car. Below the courtroom image is a white field, on which is the black type of a news headline: "Judge Delays Deportation of Waymo Vehicle Detained for Failure to Present Driver."
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 26d
We can get started on that project now.
Title banner: "PROJECT 2029." An image of the original U.S. constitution, signed by the framers. Bottom banner: "(the project's pretty short, really)"
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 29d
This clatch of heavily armed agents were among ten or so who descended on a "seatbelt violation."
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 29d
An observer commented on Memphians' current fear of law enforcement, and the response from the cowboy, who moments before had been standing with fellow agents who masked themselves when they noticed a camera—and I am not making this up—"If you've done nothing wrong, why would you be afraid?"
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · 29d
In Memphis, today. With apologies for the graininess. Whoever the bearded FBI dude is, he decided he'd better mask up once he realized there was a camera on him. The clown with the assault rifle pulled his mask over the top of his head.
B&W. Day. Two photos, one above the other. TOP: Upper bodies of a tight clump of three federal agents identified on tactical vests as FBI and HSI. All wear sunglasses. The agent on the left, in profile, has a beard. BOTTOM: The bearded agent above, in profile the other direction, having pulled a sleeve-style mask up over his face to his eyes behind his giant sunglasses. To his right, another agent in a mask that covers his mouth and wraps around the top of his head looks towards the viewer. Just visible in the lower right is the butt end of this agent's assault rifle.
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · Oct 1
LPP's people are shining light on the problem. #LittlePrincePumpkin
Comic sequence: <Pam Bondi at a lectern.> BONDI: The Safe Task Force Unit has made NINE arrests in crime-ridden Memphis, so far! BONDI: The STFU also got a pork shoulder party pack from Tops for $25. That was an uprecedented deal. BONDI: And the STFU has drawn as many as SIX freelance new photographers to the city. You can see their pics in the NYT and the Guardian and all over. BONDI: Pete and I will PERSONALLY travel to Memphis, this week. (Pete snagged Andre's last slot, but that salon that Susan recommended made space for me.)
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · Oct 1
LPP's fighting a war within. #LittlePrincePumpkin
Comic sequence: <LPP and Hegseth farting on a stage.> LPP: Hee-hee... Look at ME! <fart> HEGSETH: Watch ME!! <fart> LPP: Eww! but look at ME! <fart> HEGSETH: Listen to THIS ONE! <fart> <View of the crowd of generals in the audience. Several are thinking things.> GENERAL 1: My &$%# recruiter didn't tell me about THIS! GENERAL 2: Those two dip-%$#&'s had the cabbage rolls last night. GENERAL 3: Hoo-ee! I cain't wait to get back to my base and haze me some enlisted men! GENERAL 4: Susan got the Wordle in THREE? GENERAL 5: Did I turn off the sprinkler when I left Guam? GENERAL 6: Sigh. I coulda gone into landscaping with Harry.
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Sled Dogs Are Food @sleddogsarefood.bsky.social · Sep 28
It won't be a costume, but it will be. #LittlePrincePumpkin
Comic Sequence: <A group of co-workers seated at a table looking variously at open laptops, planning books, calendars, etc.> WORKER A: The good money's on October 30th. WORKER B: No way! That's basically Halloween! WORKER C: Put me down for October 23rd. <A man drinking coffee stands at the end of the table.> COFFEE MAN: Whatcha doin'? Sounds like a pool for when Little Prince Pumpkin pulls the troops out of Memphis. WORKER C: Nah. For when LPP starts dressing like Zelenskyy. <Long pause.> COFFEE MAN: My fifty bucks says October 10th.