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Sam-I-Am 🍉

@slduk.bsky.social

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A Blunt #NUFC Fan 🖤🤍📍Cambridge An alternative thinker 🤔 Organiser of the #BlueskyToon FPL Fuck Zionism 🖕🏼

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Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 3d

I feel it’s that time again…

I’ve noticed there are more new #NUFC fans who have joined Bluesky.

So why not share my Starter Pack which I curate each month and includes fellow fans that I actively engage with and share their opinions of our club 🖤🤍

Share as much as possible!

go.bsky.app/R25rSzm

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Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 1h

So true 😂🤣😂🤣

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Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 13h

I’m going to have to take a massive hit with transfers 😩

Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 14h

Congrats @ashley1981.bsky.social 👏

Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 19h

Ashley’s Miggy Stardust tops GW8 with 88 pts 👏🏼

Big Stevie C’s Bootlaces United drops to the bottom of the FPL for the first time ⬇️

GW9 update coming tomorrow!

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Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 19h

🚨 #BlueskyToon #NUFC GW8 FPL Update!

Sorry it’s later than usual, I was on holiday 😎🏝️

Not much movement in the table for this GW. Richard’s Dinamo Bambino remains top 🏆 with minor movements from teams below!

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Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 19h

#NUFC

No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19h

The horror

Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 19h

I lived in Australia for two years, loved it out there, but there are cunts everywhere.

Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 21h

Thankfully other passengers defended me, others stood up to her. The air stewards supported me.

As soon as I left the plane, I turned back, looked her up and down and said ‘you’re nothing but a pathetic piece of shit and shame on you!’.

Other passengers smiled, laughed, agreed.

Fuck her! 🤬

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Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 21h

I told her there’s a system as to how people get off the plane. She said she didn’t want to mingle amongst dirty people.

I held my ground. She tried to pull my shoulder to move, but I stood my ground and lifted her hand off me, saying don’t touch me.

She then shouted ‘assault, he assaulted me’

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Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 21h

Whenever a baby cried, she shouted ‘I didn’t pay to have a baby screaming on this flight’. When the food came round she complained about the food quality saying she expected better.

I sat two rows ahead of her. When we landed and ready to leave the plane, she tried to push her way in front of me.

Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 21h

I just want to have a rant as one passenger on the plane from Colombo to London really annoyed me.

This tall, mid-40s, female Australian cunt made herself known to the entire economy cabin.

She laughed stupidly loud at the shows she watched, cut the line to the toilets as she was desperate to 💩

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Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 22h

I completely forget we had a game yesterday! How was it? #NUFC

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Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 1d

I’m finally back at home!

GW8 of the #BlueskyToon FPL will be up tomorrow (Sunday) with GW9 to follow early next week.

Thanks for all the holiday comments and likes folks. 😊

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 3d

Zack Polanski is the man that annoys Piers Morgan the most.

That is another excellent reason to vote for him.

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Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 3d

Well Liverpool love to cripple our players. Look at Carroll and Enrique… 🤭

Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 3d

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Sam-I-Am 🍉 @slduk.bsky.social · 3d

We always have a slow start to the season. Be it injuries, match fitness or a saga, I’m patient, we will improve.