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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · May 21

⛧ —— THE SLAYER’S TESTAMENT

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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 32m

THE HUMANITY! My big gun is out of bullets! I can't believe it!
...The only thing I believe is I need a different gun.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 1h

I give my life, not for honor, but for you
In my time, there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you
I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 1h

<< Those who survive a long time on the battlefield start to think they're invincible. >>

<< I bet you do too, Buddy. >>

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 2h

STOP! You've violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 2h

Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 3h

Mine eyes can but weep as they bear witness to the majesty... THE BFG 9000!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 4h

Not yet, Snake! IT'S NOT OVER YET!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 4h

Note added: See You In Hell Asshole

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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 5h

<< Can you see any borders from here? What have borders given us? >>

<< We're going to start over from scratch. That's what V2 is for. >>

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 5h

KIRYU~CHAN! !

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 5h

Maybe I was wrong about you... I was wrong. You're not greedy, you're bat-shit insane!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 6h

KIRYU~CHAN! !

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 7h

I realize this moment may not be the most... convenient, for a heart to heart. . but, I had to wait until your friends were. . otherwise, occupied.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 7h

Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry - 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 8h

BY THE NINE I'M TWEAKING

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 8h

CURRENT OBJECTIVE: Punish the Guilty

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 9h

You mustn't allow yourself to be chained to fate, to be ruled by your genes.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 10h

Maybe I was wrong about you... I was wrong. You're not greedy, you're bat-shit insane!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 10h

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 11h

I wear no mask. And I hate everything.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 11h

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 12h

Flock off, feather face, or you can stick around and find out the hard way!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 13h

Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind, I'm sure they'll let us go.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 13h

THIS GOD WON'T FORGIVE YOU.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 14h

Not yet, Snake! IT'S NOT OVER YET!