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Mind Goblin
@slartibartfast34.bsky.social
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Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · Aug 20
laugh at my jokes you fuckin assholes
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 7h
a goat sticking its tongue out while looking at the camera
ALT: a goat sticking its tongue out while looking at the camera
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 8h
gotta get every last bit that stuck to the paper
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 9h
i did what now
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 10h
when will they learn
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 10h
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 10h
Between a Bear and the Cybertruck... women choose the bear
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 10h
nobody can tell him? no?
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 12h
what about the IDF that killed multiple Palestinians yesterday? Nothing for them?
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 13h
yeah but beware, I hear he's gonna reach out and grab ya
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 14h
Not a cell phone in sight, everyone just living in the moment
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 15h
if you're new to bsky from xitter just now WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU IT'S BEEN SHITE FOR TWO YEARS

Sit in the corner and think about what you've done
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 23h
Those are a bunch of words I didn't like seeing all in the same sentence like that
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
who up mimsying their borogroves rn
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
better be 'Berta Beef
a man in a plaid shirt says " one inch thick top sirloin steak salt and pepper heavily "
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt says " one inch thick top sirloin steak salt and pepper heavily "
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
Donald Trump: Pol Pot "is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more."
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
this person who stuffed me into a box, taped it up and dropped it off at a UPS store is really sending me
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
Dr. Balloonknot
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
still a better love story than Twilight
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
kids today don't angrily flick lit cigarettes at puddles of gasoline and walk away coolly anymore and it's just sad
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
who up not ceasing their fire rn
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
dressing for the job I want
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
maybe some gold bullion
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
Bond villain henchman vibe
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
idk food is pretty good when you're hungry
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
Wow, Tom, you could have at least shaved before you drew yourself!