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Bastard Riley

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · Dec 30

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Do you guys remember my simpons video?

Scary Simpsons

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 5h

beers with my king

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 1d

loving the humidifier

back of a black cat’s head with mist all around him

side view of a black cat looking very attentively at an object in the distance

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 1d

that’s such a good idea!! next year we’ll definitely have a bunch more weird stuff

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 1d

i was several rum drinks in. you would’ve absolutely gotten away with it

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 1d

you guys…what if i suck?

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 1d

46 year old heterosexual man here. I think this video is awesome.

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 1d

face filters are about to change the internet comedy game

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 3d

we need more movies about mental illness from people that don’t have mental illnesses

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 4d

playing the brown note through a megaphone on this halloween. get over it

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 4d

We’re running low on candy so henry suggested we hand out random stuff. kids have been grabbing the sculpey like crazy

sculpey clay held up over a candy bowl with various items

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 4d

i’m having so much fun

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 5d

have to pee core

two cats laying on me. the room is messy sorry

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 5d

this is your best idea yet

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · Jul 27

Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 5d

made a super cute Halloween playlist!!

a halloween playlist that’s just monster mash and thrilled

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 7d

i’m a glutton for being treated equally

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 7d

he wants to show you his hat

black cat with yellow eyes wearing a piece of white fabric on his head

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 7d

only ate pumpkin seeds al day and i feel fine. doctors hate me

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 8d

eating pimpkin seeds

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 8d

i think i made it less scary. what if i made all my pumpkins look like this

more deeply carved skeleton like pumpkin with no eyes or nose and it has teeth

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 8d

perfect student

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 8d

you have to

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 8d

sounds badass

Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 8d

carving my girly pop little pumpkin

a pumpkin shaped kind of like a skull with no nose or eyes but it has teeth

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 8d

normalize the most normal shit imaginable

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