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slay-cey

@skilletqueso.com

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threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey skillet queso connoisseur He/Him "u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online “WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top "wow" - ‪@dly.bsky.social‬

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 18d

just got my dna results back ☹️

picture of some cheese from a supermarket deli. the label says “LOL American White”

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 1h

how much of the energy spent by ai models is it being unnecessarily complimentary. like every single time i've interacted with one

"that's a really great question and shows you are developing deep crtical thinking skills!"

the prompt: "how do battletoads breed?"

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 1h

i'm married to the grind

the grind: best buy

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 1h

PINK POKEY CLUB

I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCING AT THE

Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 1h

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 1h

my cringe started as soon as "her name is aura"

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 12h

i, for one, am looking forward to an entirely new generation discovering the word skeet

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 12h

what the duck is this about???!!!

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 14h

“and here’s a venn diagram featuring my mentions of the grinch and masterbation”

“that’s just a circle”

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 14h

“and here’s a venn diagram featuring my mentions of the grinch and masterbation”

“that’s just a circle”

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 14h

i’m glad to see people leave but it definitely comes with a little bit of side eye

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 14h

what’s her most recent movie review. it’s likely problematic

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 14h

❤️

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Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 18h

👋HI NEW FRIENDS!! 👾

Are YOU🫵 new to Bluesky? 🦋Need a fast & convenient way to get plugged in with fun accounts??? 🤩

This is thee ✨starter pack✨ for you then! 😻 click “follow all” & enjoy!

🥂Reposts appreciated. 🥰

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 14h

ahh i found the reason for the follows

J’ACCUSE!

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 14h

the world works in mysterious ways. i desperately wanted to be a part of data science twitter but was too small potatoes

now i can’t be a part of data science bluesky because [glances over at pile of folger incest commercial posts] …reasons

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 14h

this will end up being a fun entry on their resume

“so mr….turd is it…can you explain this gap here?”

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 14h

god mtv reality shows were such a formative part of growing up for me and, unrelated, a common topic in therapy

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · Aug 23

[reviewing my 23&me report]

huh, apparently i’ve got apple bottom genes

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 14h

i think this was Next

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 14h

i thought the 90s were less racist but then i realized i grew up in a wealthy white suburb and didn’t know what i was talking about. people gotta have some self reflection

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · Aug 18

Judge: And how do you plead?

Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor

Judge: Pleiades?

Me: Plea uh deez n-

My lawyer: OBJECTION

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 15h

alright which one of you reposted a starter pack?

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · Sep 21

scrub is a guy that thinks he’s a fly
also known as a, Baxter

baxter stockman from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 19h

new people to bluesky? might i recommend a starter pack?

go.bsky.app/MNwzFEz

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 20h

found out i don't know the life of a showgirl ☹️

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