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sammy

@skeetulrich.bsky.social

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picture taker, movie watcher, music enjoyer, occasional writer too tall to be an astronaut, too short to play basketball solaperture.photo

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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 3h

i think posting dumb shit like "i hate tattoos" is a lil naziesque in itself

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 4h

mitchells heads rise up!!!

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 4h

'The Mitchells vs the Machines 2' is in the works at Sony

• Lord & Miller will return to produce
• Will release on Netflix

(via Variety)

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 4h

i feel like you'd appreciate my Jeff Rosenstock tee

white graphic t-shirt
graffitid wall with garfield pissing on calvin's head, while marge, clearly stoned and blue skateboards by, with bart on her back (also blue) spray paints Jeff Rose stock's name onto the wall,
Marge's speech bubble says "no dream, man"

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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 4h

fuck. you beat me to it

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 4h

that weird gothicy album Ryan Gosling did with his mate has some real spooky bangers on it

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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 1d

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 1d

step 1: make a new better twitter so we don't have to spend time on the evil site
step 2: never ever stop talking about twitter or comparing the new app to twitter
step 3: ???!!??!

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Dates in Movies @datesinmovies.bsky.social · 1d

Oct 21st - Psychology professor, Dr Sean Maguire, met his nocturnally flatulent wife, missing game six of the 1975 World Series.

📽️📅 Good Will Hunting (1997)

2 Screenshots from the movie "Good Will Hunting" (1997): First, a young man with short blond hair sits in a room lined with bookshelves, wearing a dark jacket with light stripes on the sleeves. He has a thoughtful expression as he asks, "So when did you know, like, that she was the one for you?" Second, an older man with a beard and a warm expression responds, "October 21, 1975." He is wearing a green cardigan over a blue patterned shirt, and the background is filled with books and papers.

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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 1d

blows my mind what calibre of actor they can get in shitty commercials
judi dench in what possible world are you broke enough to do a moneysupermarket ad where you reprise the roll of M?
no brian cox, im not going to buy malibu

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

Mr Kruger from Seinfeld crudly drawn back into his family vacation photos

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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 2d

still not at 100% confidence with bluesky's UI and keep finding myself scrolling through someone's page thinking I'm on "home", so if you just get like 200 straight notifications of me liking your shit going back 2 months, thats why

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 3d

respect to the US trying so hard to become the most cucked nation on earth

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 3d

very much a "idk man i think it depends" situation

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 3d

i think that's the key difference between say; having a conversation with your friend on the bus and calling someone on the bus and talking loudly down your phone - its bad to hear stuff that is unintelligible to you!!
like people don't get that it sounds so much worse from 2 feet away

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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 3d

to me thats a very different thing from doing it on public transport etc

one is "hey would you mind turning that down a little?"
the other is "please use headphones or turn it off, no one wants to hear that shit*

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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 3d

bring back ASBOs (but literally only for doing this)

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 3d

park and beach - is there no one in your immediate vicinity? can you keep it to a good volume for just your group? sure

workout - only acceptable if you are an infamous jogger with a gimmick, like my hometown's Running Stormtrooper
(somehow his speaker hasn't gotten less tinny sounding in 5 years)

shitty digital HDRd up picture of the Running Stormtrooper ripped off of instagram

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🕷️Gory Thing🕷️ @korybing.bsky.social · 3d

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 3d

you don't call yourself "Big Mike" unless you plan on dming every fake beautiful woman account who has an AI pfp with "Hello Rosery, I would loveto get the know you!😍"

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 3d

protesting the idea of being a sad spaceman in a little capsule

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 3d

love the weird bits in Chapter 2 where they de-aged the kids so badly every scene with them has their eyes bugging out

sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 3d

no review at all?
oh that thing stinks

Hideo Kojima @hideokojimaen.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 3d

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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 3d

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sammy @skeetulrich.bsky.social · 5d

whoa. this is revolutionary. they literally look like if a man and woman had a baby

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Ben Horst (bluecheck.jpg) @moriamarmalade.bsky.social · 20d

hey folks, me and my brother are getting illegally evicted. i don't want to fight it, I just want to get to someplace safe.

If we had enough for first and last month's rent I think I we can do it.

Humbly asking for $2000, please share. (this is a first time ask)
www.paypal.com/paypalme/Ben...

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