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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 18h

the best way to resolve a conflict is to not acknowledge any wrongdoing. many are saying this.

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 23h

youtu.be/88-sq5MFx4o?...

Unshaken

YouTube video by D'Angelo - Topic

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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 23h

Imagine, you are buzzing after the last sip of your third Kim Crawford sauvignon blanc. You just met a lovely retiree whose daughter-in-law is going to phone you about the condo in Hallandale. You walk up to my tent, I smile at you. I have Golgotha loaded up in Classic.

Cold email from marketer:
"Good morning Jason, are you or Brian Bucklew the right person to speak with about influencer partnerships?

We recently signed on as the exclusive influencer partner for the South Beach Wine and Food Festival, activating creators across 35 of their events."

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 23h

repeat after me: pixelated. fantasy. action. roguelike.

*pistol whipping you* coming soon to early access

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 2d

and in an older part of the series on the videos that had more Korean comments people were like "ah, he takes the rice from the center of the pan, an uneducated victim of the nuclear family, one who only cares about living and eating well, with no care for others. A greedy hog"

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 2d

in one video he took some steamed egg from the center of a pan and american comments were like, semi jokingly "what the fuck. You're sick"

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 2d

stumbled on these videos of a Korean office worker who just uploads his lunch every day, which the company has like a buffet style of shit.

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 2d

saying "I'm not president" and having your fans break out into applause

Drop Site @dropsitenews.com · 2d

Video: Kaivan Shroff via X (@KaivanShroff)

skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 3d

I would simply just buy tens of thousands of tons of cocaine

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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 4d

i would just hit the ball so they couldnt catch it

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 4d

I think he either was shitfaced or was cowed by laura fucking loomer

A tweet from Pete Hegseth:

Important clarification:

The U.S. military has a long-standing partnership w/ Qatar, including today’s announced cooperation w/ F-15QA aircraft. However, to be clear, Qatar will not have their own base in the United States—nor anything like a base. We control the existing base, like we do with all partners.

https://x.com/PeteHegseth/status/1976769302867898706?t=8kMvHLVsqsXz51-QhEdpIA&s=19

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 4d

they used her, like, formal getup but then dropped the cool ass yellow suspenders??

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 4d

those shoulders could Not support a concussion gun

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 4d

where's her blue half-poncho

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PlayStation Park @playstationpark.bsky.social · 5d

'Spyro: Year of the Dragon' was released on the PlayStation 25 years ago today in the US.

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 5d

eldritch creatures should be wary of being too opaque and mysterious, otherwise people wont even be curious enough to go insane

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Drop Site @dropsitenews.com · 5d

🚨Israeli forces carried out fresh strikes in Gaza on Thursday, killing at least 29 Palestinians, according to Wafa. Gaza City’s municipality said “the reality on the ground has not changed,” hours before the ceasefire is set to take effect.

➥ A massacre was reported in the Sabra neighborhood...

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 6d

it feels like another aspect of everything being shittier. like half your phone calls being scams except it can just kill you.

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 8d

three leaves upon a branch in front of the sun. the rightmost leaf asks "will we fall one day?", the centermost leaf says "No"

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 8d

I worked at ER reception for a bit and there'd be a nurse next to me giving people a once over. once it was a kid who got annoyed and walked into the see-through door, his mom pulled him back, he walked around her while crying and went straight into the door again. incredible physical comedy

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 8d

an entity wields a tool against the natural world

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 9d

"Give me the peace prize or I'll invade you" could be a pretty good bit, at another point in time

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 10d

Yes. I have Swamp Fever. My head is swimming and I feel terribly weak.

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 12d

website owners want to be a mythologized poster but none want to do the hard work of being a semi-likeable weirdo for a decade

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skate witch @skatewitch.bsky.social · 12d

is the inverse of this common