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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · Feb 4

fangraphs bringing back the community blog posts. throwback to the time I somehow wrote something good enough to make the site
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Walks, Strikeouts, and the Playoff Race

How have plate discipline numbers changed for teams in each half of 2019?

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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 43m

Excalibur had to throw shots at Taz and the Mets while the man is recovering from surgery 😭 #aewdynamite

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 44m

if the match ends the way i think it is, it will be incredible storytelling by Darby wow

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 46m

im still trying to find the words to describe how incredible this was

AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 1h

I... holy... wow

#AEWDynamite is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 1h

kris stat did an angle slam on toni and i feel like ive seen yuta hit that move too??? i guess i can see it later to confirm #aewdynamite

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 1h

alright finally settled in time for a long ass #aewdynamite lol

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 3h

yeah he’s a wrestling fan for sure

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h

Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 6h

our current Sen. Gallegos did confront Johnson to his face and said he’s only blocking to prevent any forward moving with the esptein stuff. he does have a weird voting history but I can respect that part

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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 7h

LMAO “here’s the different streaming services you need to subscribe to just to watch the sport you like”

NBA @nba.com · 9h

2025-26 NBA Season Watch Guide 📺✍️

The 2025-26 regular season begins Tuesday, October 21 on NBC and Peacock!

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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 8h

the gold glove finalists actually look like gold picks this year. although Vladdy & Ty France being on the list is kinda funny because one reason TOR traded for France was because Vladdy has been below average at 1B

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 21h

beast

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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 22h

"Wow."

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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 22h

LIMA TIME

Josh Dubow @joshdubowap.bsky.social · 22h

Yoshinobu Yamamoto is first player to throw a complete game in postseason since Justin Verlander vs Yankees Game 2 2017 ALCS

Yamamoto is first Dodgers pitcher with a complete game in postseason since Jose Lima vs Cardinals Game 3 2004 NLDS

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 22h

i hope people are still harassing him to this day in the replies

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 1d

yooo did anyone hit him with the Big Damo meme yet???

Skuff @skuffsmindcircus.bsky.social · 1d

Translation: I'm maga, but don't like being called out for it.

A tweet from dustin rhodes @dustinrhodes

A lot of people coming at me saying I am maga. I am not. I am a libertarian.

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 1d

jesus would have benefited from dei in modern day America btw idk man he wasn’t white like the little guy on the cross you always see

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."

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🎃🪦 BLOODSUGARSETHMASKET 🪦🎃 @smotus.bsky.social · 1d

No prominent media figure or politician on the left has said anything this cruel about Kirk

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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 1d

hello manfred hello DO SOMETHING

Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 1d

Padres manager Mike Shildt said he retired in part because of death threats from sports bettors:

Mike Shildt says decision to retire was his own, but Padres questions remain

www.nytimes.com

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 16d

Here's a fun stat, assuming Max Scherzer gets into a game, that would be his 6th team he's appeared in the postseason with (previous: Tigers, Nationals, Dodgers, Mets, Rangers)

That would tie a record with David Wells, Josh Donaldson, Kenny Lofton, and Fernando Rodney

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the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 1d

fastball location splits is insanely impressive

Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 1d

Blake Snell's 113 Location+ this season was tied for 3rd highest among SP with +60 IP

Blake snell pitch graph vs RHH and vs LHH

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 1d

i can’t be the only one that read it in tony’s loud excited voice

meg 🦋 @studentofsound.bsky.social · 2d

tony khan visited kota ibushi in the hospital and gave him a handwritten letter! kota posted it on instagram. mr. kota ibushi and the rest of this letter is so sweet. 😭

A picture of Tony Khan and Kota Ibushi in the hospital

A letter from Tony Khan to Kota that says “you + your hard work.
I wish you all the best in your recovery.
Everyone in AEW respects you so much.
Thank you, God bless you, Mr. Kota Ibushi!
Best,
Tony Khan”

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 1d

never a doubt for sure

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 1d

no way this game about to depend on blake treinen im sick

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 1d

why can’t these just be easy 😭

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 1d

this umpire is poop why are these umpires poop

the stoned pitbull @simplyjustgabe.bsky.social · 1d

yeah buddy you’re cooked tampa fans I feel your pain from 2020 now