Simon Abrams
@simonsaybrams.bsky.social
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Film Critic at Roger Ebert dot com, New York Times, New Yorker, Hollywood Reporter, Village Voice, The Wrap, Vanity Fair, and so on. Author of THE NORTHMAN: A CALL TO THE GODS (Insight Editions). Alt weekly kid. Let the monkey drive.
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After some discussion with Jene, I'm finally posting a Gofundme to help us with Sandwiches' vet bills. Our baby has been having more bad days lately so we have to start thinking about at-home euthanasia. Any help would be greatly appreciated: www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-pa...
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Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?”
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It would be a great concert video if only for the adoring reaction shots from the crowd.
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Wormy can have a little brain salami, as a treat
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He seemed very gracious and engaged in the public appearances I saw, and def lived up to that image as he answered Qs about Vishal Bhardwaj and other stuff
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Doctors at John Hopkins say the President suffers from “Sexy Librarian Bending Over to Pick Up a Book Neck”
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Also if we’re going for a third death today CAN WE PLEASE MAKE IT SOMEBODY WE CAN SPARE THANKS
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Jene has told me more than once about the time three generations of women in her family swooned in unison over a D’Angelo music video (“Untitled (How Does It Feel”, of course), including both aunts and her grandmother. I‘m sorry for their loss.
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I loved following DS's Facebook page updates, if only to see him or whoever represented him jump in to remind page users DREW STRUZAN IS RETIRED HE JUST WANTS TO SHARE HIS WORK. That made it a little more poignant, just a trip down memory lane that periodically included deep cuts for their own sake.
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These aren't exactly his most iconic, but I love them...
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I was just thinking about Drew Struzan, too....that and his SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH album cover...
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Driving by Bluesky just to maintain a certain presence...
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Bay Ridge package thieves are our equivalent of the Yancy Street gang, which I guess makes me Ben Grimm, Sweet Aunt Petunia!
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Bay Ridge’s package thieves may be fast, but this time I was faster!
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Yeah! Parts of it very much feel like Bollywood THUNDERBALL
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Same. I was lucky enough to interview him once for the Village Voice. He was as charming and ingratiating as you might expect.
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Speaking of Bollywood Bondsploitation: any fellow SHAAN fans here…?
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I remember! It was a small miracle when it got an official release and I was just remarking to my gf that the picture quality is AMAZING