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SIMONE 🩷

@simonee.bsky.social

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i have many thoughts opinions and interests | they/she | jew for a free Palestine born and raised in NYC and really annoying about it https://linktr.ee/parasocialyte

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 13m

however there is a shrimp in this picture

Edgar sitting on the ground licking his leg and curled into a shrimp position

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 51m

there is definitely no cat in this picture

Edgar the stray grey tabby cat sitting on two chairs stacked on top of each other, slightly below the surface of the garden table, very nestled away, there is a plant branch right next to his little head

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 3h

an extra moment in the day for me to have a little nap call that an eepertunity

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 3h

see he’s got it

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 3h

you could do that with one of those little espresso cups i think

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 4h

awww doggy!!!

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 14h

listening to ASMR while playing Silksong in order to experience the perfect balance of extreme stress and extreme relaxation

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 16h

i want to watch a sitcom of their life together

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 16h

Grant and Alyssa are truly one of the best things to come out of SNL in years. i could watch them do this bit for hours

Weekend Update: The Couple You Can't Believe Are Together on Cuffing Season - SNL

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

www.youtube.com

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19h

twas made for a dear friend to celebrate her then-imminent pussying 🙂‍↕️ i hope it may continue to bring joy to all

Reposted by SIMONE 🩷

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22h

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19h

a piece of my finest work
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 20h

another epic Kathy slay moment

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h

Q: Politico reported on a group chat of young Republicans. Does this just reflect some bad apples?

HOCHUL: Some bad apples? These are the future of the GOP. This is so vile it's hard to find the words to put into context ... there's gotta be consequences ... this bullshit has to stop.

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 21h

please tell him he is so handsome. and also tell him pspspsps

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 22h

oh he is so handsome with his fancy red collar

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 1d

agree but also they’ve never respected Marilyn in particular

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 1d

WHY CAN’T YOU FUCKERS LET MARILYN REST. CAN SHE NOT HAVE PEACE EVEN IN DEATH

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 2d

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

www.scientificamerican.com

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 1d

it’s sick as hell i want one

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 1d

i love this so much

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 1d

none of your business

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 1d

honestly i really want to do this now it's a great bit kdskfndk

Simon Christiansen @simonchris.bsky.social · 1d

Current main character on Threads. Everyone is now posting knitting projects saying they're none of your business.

Threads thread going:
Sara: "I'm halfway done with my second piece. 4 more to go." Picture of unfinished knitting project.
Fiona: Whatcha makin?
Sarah: None of your business given I don't know you nor do I want to

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 1d

if i had to guess, besides the flintstones, i think a real reason is that millennials were the first generation to experience the effects of the indoor smoking bans in their early adulthood

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 1d

and we specifically need to fund the arts and humanities!

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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 1d

if you wanted to know it's Alice Waters' recipe for leek and potato soup from her book The Art of Simple Food. also my mom made the soup, i'm not a good cook (i can cook i just don't really enjoy it, i prefer baking bc i'm a little sicko)

SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 1d

i did go outside to see if he wanted to come in from the nor'easter but he went upstairs into his apartment instead (my neighbor made a very sturdy plastic bin house for him on her fire escape)