Spookywood 🍂 // Tanuki PNGTuber/VTuber
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GUYS TIME IS CHECKING ME I NEED TO HIDE IT WASN'T HAPPY I CLOSE BETA TESTED THEM STICK AND BERRIES YOU GOTTA SAV
I think the only thing keeping people from considering Linux are the growing count of memes against Linux that haven't been true for years or come from weird elitist weenies who insist you use their weird, masochistic flavor that requires you to know how to code your own kernel.
Looks at my phone clock. "I should check the time." Looks at my watch. "I should check the time." Looks at the clock on the wall. "I should check the time." Measures the position of the sun. "I should check the time." Grasps the concept of time passing by the cock and balls firmly. "I should check t
I've been tracking my sleep recently using an app. It just called the past 8 hours a nap. Should I be concerned?
So anyways here's my prom story:

So anyways here's my high school dance story:

So anyways here's my first date story:

So anyways here's my first breakup story:
I wasn't interesting enough.

So anyways here's my first party story:
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Re: Spinal Cord Ejection Route:

My brain just portrayed ejecting the spine and loading a new one in like that shit's a Beretta.
Either your pussy is so far forward you question where the uterus goes, or it's so far back you wonder if the anus is the spinal cord ejection route. I don't make the rules, I don't draw art, I just write.
Having more than 10 million players as a free-to-play is not the bragging rights you think it is. Anything over 12 million is a bot problem.
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Remember:

- they DO NOT CARE about your arguments/rebuttals

- they DO NOT CARE about your dunks

- the person running the accounts was specifically hired to drive engagement BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY; it’s the algorithm they’re catering to

This is a game, and to them you are data to be manipulated.
I am in this sentence and I don't like it. (Jokingly)
Dunking on them gives them a reason to show up at your door. Block and move on is the only way.
"I need you to help me sort this out."
"Okay here's how to do it"
"No that's not how it works. I have a particular way of doing this."
Is it substance addiction to need an energy drink to deal with someone's bullshit?
The Pokemon Company fucked up with Meowth by making him talk and demonstrate greater intelligence.
It better be canon that there are therapy pokemon. I want to be that trainer who holds theirs close at every turn because society is scary. Seeking solace in an Alakazam because they can just telepathically ease your brain. Building pillow forts with a minncino. Taking naps with a Snorlax.
Seeing goodra pics. Dog I want pokemon to be real just so I can have a goodra comfort me with her huge self. I want that big ass slug dragon to just curl her neck down and sit on my shoulder like she's telling me I'm gonna be alright and a little slimy for a while.
Shit I imagine Niah doing when she's furry mode because she hates cleaning food out of her coat.
Sometimes when I spot an account that makes me kinda go "...yeah?" In a bad way, then check who follows it, and see people I'd never expect; I feel like I've witnessed an open secret that makes me just very confused and kinda concerned.

Also OH SHIT PROPER SEMICOLON USAGE. 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥
The only thing more irritating is "Accurate, but not for you" advice. Because then it goes from "Do it" to "Do it but know it ain't gonna give you the effect you were told it would."
Grind I have to introduce you to the fantasy being that does exactly like this. It's called Ivalice Moogles. (Mostly joking, I believe you're aware of them already.)
I wonder how many times a person will refer to Idiocracy before actually watching the movie or reading the book? My money's on never. Because they would lose another thing they've never watched or read to reference when it's something exceedingly dumb.