James Silvani
@silvaniart.bsky.social
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Pirates: A Graphic History, Disney Comics and Draw-A-Saurus. All opinions are my dogs.
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1-If a waiter brings food or fills your water glass, you say “Thank you” each and every time.
2-Return your f*cking shopping carts!
3-Pets are members of the family. They wouldn’t give up on you, don’t give up on them because it’s “inconvenient.”
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
Artists! Quote with long hair.
Define your music taste in eight artists:
-The Police
-Prince
-Billy Joel
-Liz Phair
-Beastie Boys
-The Beach Boys
-Natalie Merchant
-Bobby Darin
Define your music taste in eight artists:
- Dessa
- Alanis Morrisette
- Liz Phair
- LEXXE
- Concrete Blonde
- Larkin Poe
- Pat Benatar
- Bastille
Define your music taste in eight artists:

The Killers
The Beastie Boys
Paramore
Tyler, The Creator
Ted Leo & The Pharmacists
Scene Queen
Chappell Roan
My Chemical Romance
Repost with your favorite Halloween costume.
The halloweens in our neighborhood are epic. This is me in my 60 pound, leather, wool and fiberglass Vader costume...
on a tropical island.
The prompt was favorite costume, not the most comfortable.
Attention 35-45 year olds! This set of Disney Afternoon board games is coming to Kickstarter featuring covers and game pieces by this yahoo! Hit the link to be notified when it launches! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mae...
Coming soon: The Disney Afternoon REWIND
Relive Disney Afternoons on your tabletop! 38 playable characters, 6 complete board games, 1 gameplay system, endless action!
www.kickstarter.com
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…”
Screw the Infinity Stones. I would enter the quantum realm just to grab my original early bird set.
Pick a movie that could have been great. Recast ONE role to fix it.
DICK TRACY!
Recast Alec Baldwin in the lead.
A total 90’s deadpan, pre-30 Rock Baldwin would have been a great foil to all the over-the-top villains. Warren Beatty was so blah in that part, not the stoic cop Tracy should’ve been.
Pick a movie that could have been great. Recast ONE role to fix it.

TRUE GRIT (2010)
Recast: John Goodman as Rooster Cogburn

Bridges did a good job, but frequent Coens collaborator Goodman was born to play the "one-eyed fat man." With his comedic timing, the role would've had a bit more humor.
Pick a movie that could have been great. Recast ONE role to fix it.

The Snowman (2017)
Recast: Detective Harry Hole with Michael Shannon
How it's fixed: Shannon’s unhinged intensity turns this icy mess into a psychological horror. You feel the frostbite and existential dread.
Man, there were a lot of kids on this flight that should be in school!
“…And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for that blasted arachnid!”
NYCC commission.
On the flight back home to Maui. In the past, all travelers had to physically fill out an agriculture form to prevent an invasive plants or animals coming into the state. Now it’s an online form that seems to work on the honor system? I see us being overrun by rabid bears in six months.
Thanks for an awesome NYCC! It was great to be back and I only got punched twice for being late on my Kickstarter fulfillment. Don’t go changing New York!
Last copy. Come grab it in NYCC artist alley at table A13
Last day of NYCC. Come see me in artist alley at table A13. I have only 4 copies left of Pirates: A Graphic History, stickers, lots of original art and an open commission list. Avast!
NYCC day three. I gots 10 copies of Pirates: A Graphic History, 3 copies of Draw-A-Saurus and 3 commission slots left! Plus a couple of binders of originals. It’s a cornucopia of comics cockamamie!
Now I’m here, shining in the starlight.
NYCC commission.
Day 2 of NYCC. Come see me in artist alley at table A13! Open commission list, lots of original art plus pirate and dinosaur books! Come see me about the new Disney Afternoon Rewind Collection board game Kickstarter and get a free sketch! More fun than you can shake a gas gun at!
New York Comic Con! After 6 years I’m back with lots of booty. Pirates: A Graphic History, Draw-A-Saurus, lots of original art. New commission list daily. Plus Scan the QR code for the Disney Afternoon Rewind Collection and get a free sketch!
Big Disney Afternoon hijinks happening at NYCC from @themaestroteam.bsky.social and me. Come see me in artist alley at table A13 for the info and maybe a free sketch!
I was going to tell you guys about the Disney Afternoon project that I’m going to preview at NYCC but I don’t think you’ll be able to handle all the awesomeness!
Hawaiian airport agricultural inspector- “Do you have any fresh fruit or vegetables?”
Me- “Do I LOOK like I eat any fresh fruit or vegetables?”