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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 3h

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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social · 4h

Pretend this is Biden, @jaketapper.bsky.social.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 5h

> @gettyimages.com

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 10h

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 10h

That was the first post I saw of that, and Aaron credited the photographer.

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 10h

Not wearing his bronzer, and his hair looks like shit (more than usual, lol)

I want to see the top of his right hand; hoping for that massive bruise or pancake makeup covering it.

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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 13h

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

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Joseph Menn @joemenn.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe unleashing secret militarized police on the public while taking food from the poor wasn’t the electoral masterstroke we all thought it was.

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Molly Roberts @mollyroberts.bsky.social · 12h

Neither government nor defense requests anything at this time…not even an afternoon snack. So that—and I know you’ve been waiting for it—is a wrap.

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 12h

Not guilty of assault with a deli weapon.

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 12h

I mean, I would seriously have to think twice before throwing my chicken tenders Pub sub.

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 12h

I'm adding that one to my favorite pun list.

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 12h

Subway needs to hire him fast. The jokes write themselves.

Or maybe a different sub shop: "no one hurls our delicious sandwiches, even if the ICE dipshits deserve it"

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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 12h

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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 12h

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 12h

We thought the White House demo was a banger. The hits keep coming!

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Nick @nickwidzowski.bsky.social · 15h

We watched as years of “liberal hunting permit” and “Second Amendment solutions” got winked at, culminating in Jan. 6.

I have absolutely no interest in granting legitimacy to any Republican fainting couches here.

Nied @nied.bsky.social · 16h

My honest reaction to these people is "Oh are you feeling triggered? Do you need to go to your safe space, snowflake?"

Kit @thewizardofboz.bsky.social · 1d

There's so many of these btw, NoVa right wingers realizing that their neighbors genuinely hate them

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 15h

Horsefeathers. History will remember him for being a Nixon guy, the power behind W, the guy that got us into Iraq, torture/waterboarding, outing CIA officers, Halliburton.

And finally after he laid the essential groundwork for Trump, he got cold feet.

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 15h

This could be us. This could be America.

<sobs>

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

🚨 CNBC: "Announced corporate job cuts surging past 1 million so far this year, with 153,000 new layoffs just in October according to Challenger. That is the worst October since 2003."

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STEMthebleeding @stemthebleeding.bsky.social · 1d

The easiest way to do that is hold MAGA as responsible as you do Democrats.

We got into this situation because voters were trained by the media to blame Democrats even when Republicans would hurt them.

Hell, voters blamed Biden for Republicans successfully blocking his vaccine mandate in SCOTUS.

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 1d

Someone needs to throw one of those subs at me, lol. They all look delicious.

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 1d

It's the same way all those protests last fall didn't actually gaf about Gaza, they just wanted to yell at Dems, Biden, Kamala.

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 1d

Oh god, I feel seen.

JFC, I can even name the president that appointed them.

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 1d

Right?! Think of the clever ways they could write that scene with the codes disguised in her knitted (crocheted?) items to pass along messages.

Someone at least needs to write this story. Amazing!

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siezetheclay.bsky.social @siezetheclay.bsky.social · 1d

I find myself doing this all the time now, lol.

We can be taught!

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