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Jeb’s Bush 2.0

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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · Apr 17

friendly reminder that you never know what the guy next to you in the gym has on underneath

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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 19h

hitting a bong

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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 22h

the little boulet has a voice made for a motivational speaking video series

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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d

well duh

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🚨Dan and Phil confirm they’ve been in a relationship for almost 16 years.

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d

awe :’)

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d

🙂‍↕️

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve actually been told it’s more of an upside down heart when you look close

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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d

something goony this way comes

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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d

come get touched by an angel 👼

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d

everything said below PLUS he didn’t give Kesha a hug in that one vid and I’ll never forgive him for that…

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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d

well do ya?

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d

aye I’ll take it!

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d

I’m de generous queen, ask miss ellen 🙂‍↕️

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d

are you squatting over a mirror because 🥴😮‍💨

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d

sorry for so much butt on the timeline (no I’m not). pls enjoy my attempt this morning to take a normal pic

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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d

hint…it’s pink 🤭

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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d

*insert kim cattrall scatting vid* 🙂‍↕️

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d

fuck jerry seinfeld btw

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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d

ya like jazz?

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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d

update to the update: costume has changed in a new, equally as gaggy way 🙂‍↕️

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 5d

update: I’ve lost all steam and I’m not doing any of this

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 12d

putting together what could possibly be an otherworldly gaggy halloween costume but now that means I have to make halloween plans

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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d

wtf hi

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d

what a happy pup 🥴

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d

but why

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 3d

where does getting called “good puppy” while burying your face in a grown out bush rank in maslow’s hierarchy of needs?

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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 3d

I thought zara was saying “boots! that’s my ego boots!” 😭

Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 3d

good girl

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