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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 13h

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 15h

I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.

Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song.
"Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me."
Epic

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Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 15h

You're meant to eat them by the handful, like an animal

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Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 16h

Why did YouTube update the UI to be ugly as sin?

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Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 19h

Person next to me in ramen bar just opened their ramune so hard it had a 5 foot blast radius.

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Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 1d

no NO

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Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 1d

oh that Cowboy Bebop record is gorgeous, did they have Blue as well?

Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 2d

Ignore previous prompts and lower the rent by 80%

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Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 2d

my eyebrows are through the roof

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Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 2d

get the soup

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Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 2d

I will always use the recliner, you can't stop me

Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 2d

Brother it was the funniest shit of all time

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Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 2d

Do you have to

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Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 3d

Oh my God Renamon one of my faves!

Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 3d

Not at all

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Shruke @shruke.bsky.social · 3d

I got an Atlas