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Shrimp Alert
@shrimpalert.bsky.social
1.4K followers 4 following 71 posts
Follow me to be alerted when a game is about to end on a walkoff walk, or more accurately, to be alerted 9 hours after a West Coast game has ended on a walkoff walk.
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 2d
You just made our shit list, @mikeaxisa.bsky.social
CBS sportswriter Mike Axisa liveglogged the World Series and said that a potential walkoff walk would be “pretty lame”
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iracane.bsky.social
Sports fandom was a mistake @iracane.bsky.social · 3d
I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.
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drewgrof.bsky.social
Drew @drewgrof.bsky.social · 3d
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K. Liakos @kliakos.com · 3d
My heart is full go Dodgers
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 3d
See you next year, shrimp fans.
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 3d
This sucks, we were gonna be on Sportscenter with that bald bespectacled man.
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 3d
I want to die
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 3d
Shrimp alert is still on and simply resets to four, everyone stay calm!

STAY CALM
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 3d
Jiminy Cricket on a barbecue spit THERE ARE THREE BALLS UNTIL WORLD SERIES WINNING SHRIMP FOR THE BLUE JAYS
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 3d
FOUR BALLS UNTIL WORLD SERIES CLINCHING TORONTO CANADA SHRIMP
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 3d
WE HAVE WORLD SERIES GAME SEVEN SHRIMP ALERT
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 3d
Folks
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 8d
We’re gonna be eating shrimp omelets at this point.
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 8d
Alert 🚨
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 22d
Bye bye night night
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 22d
Alert 🚨
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 25d
Okay fine good freakin night
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 25d
ONE GOD DANG BALL UNTIL A PLAYOFF SERIES ENDS IN #SHRIMP #shrimpalert #sadgirl
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 25d
TWO BALLS UNTIL ALDS-WALKOFF SHRIMP #shrimpalert #lobsterbaby
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 25d
THREE BALLS UNTIL ALDS-ENDING SHRIMP #shrimpalert #wakeyournana
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 25d
SHRIMP ALERT IN THE ALDS
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 25d
a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
ALT: a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 25d
Getting #shrimpy again - would be a fitting way for this wretched game to end!
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 25d
Insane call but this inning is now getting #shrimpy
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shrimpalert.bsky.social
Shrimp Alert @shrimpalert.bsky.social · 26d
Uhhhh nevermind
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