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HELL Jay

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 27d

Timeline Cleanse: "All You Fascists Bound to Lose"

All You Fascists Bound To Lose

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 4h

I spent far too long trying to figure out what hipster bar was called VIEϤO before I realized it was a reflection, and also that I'm a moron.

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 4h

Dig two graves? Really? I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 4h

I am not a wealthy man but I will venmo $500 to any reporter who asks Trump what the fuck a reverse bathtub is

Craig R. Brittain @craigbrittain.com · 7h

Trump: They have a little thing called the Potomac River where the basement is. They said we're gonna get it done, so you build what's called a Reverse Bathtub. It's something you only do in emergency.

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 4h

Does Utah have an NHL team?

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 7h

unlike his wife, who was not yet born 30 years ago

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 7h

I've seen things... you people wouldn't believe
Insults from the Belt of Orion, new combinations of slurs glittering against the Tannhauser Gate
All this hate speech, lost... like hard-Rs in the rain.
Time enough to report. Time enough... to log off.

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 7h

was at Michael's today and they had ALREADY marked down Halloween stuff to 50% off and started filling up the aisles with Christmas decorations.

Goths, Thanksgiving has already fallen. We must HOLD THE LINE on spooky season. We know Labor Day will not survive XMas's assault.

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 7h

GREAT CHOICE

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 9h

letterboxd.com/XXXXXXXX/fil...

Pop that sucker into LB (replace the X's with your username) and let's see some fireworks on the last page

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 9h

The PS3 launched with a pricetag fully 150% of the 360 and Sony had the belief they were entitled to win the console war that generation since the PS2 absolutely *rinsed* the XBox last gen.

If the PS3 wasn't also a blu-ray player it's likely it would have done even worse.

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 9h

HEARTWARMING: This Student couldn't afford a new wheelchair, so her classmates banded together and burned down a Blue Cross/Blue Shield corporate building!

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 9h

fuck the lazy "what are some good #horror movies" posts. Show me your 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠. What's your "top 4" horror list look like when you sort by popularity and go to the end? What'd you turn up digging in the crates?

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 9h

may I interest you I some Aetherdrift?

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 12h

"has 12 million people in it"

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 1d

Just watched BONES for #spooktober #horror and I gotta say... it's pretty good! Just a thousand-and-one cool-ass visuals and monster designs and gore gags and a pretty somber story of loss and revenge. Snoop is pretty good, too!

Another data point that Ernest Dickerson deserved a lot better.

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 1d

"You're luggage!" when he shoots the alligator in ERASER remains the best one-liner of all time

•No other context for the phrase

•Said to animal with a brain the size of a peanut who cannot understand him

•Already murdered everyone else within earshot so there's no one to appreciate the bon môt

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 1d

Honestly I don't know how anyone can read THE AUTHORITY and then honestly engage with reactionary, "don't-rock-the-boat-even-though-we're-gods" comic writing.

The realization that suffering exists because you allow it, and then doing nothing, is a withering indictment of Marvel and DC

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 1d

I would also like a list of the people with guns! This is not a blurry line.

HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 1d

I disagree.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 1d

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 1d

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 1d

Like, a list of gay people would be bad. Being gay never hurt anyone. A list of "people who can set buildings on fire with their mind," that's probably a list worth making!

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 1d

as a mandrake enthusiast, it's really frustrating that we haven't gotten a decent theatrical DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS movie ever.

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HELL Jay @shrecknet.com · 2d

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