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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 16h

You ever just look at someone and go “oh no, they’re hot”? That…that may be me with gif rn what the actual fuck.

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November Jane @extremelystable.bsky.social · 21h

In 5 years someone is going to re-discover that two wrestlers in a feud in AEW stood next to each other as Mercedes' belt boys

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Chi-Guy Eric @chitownenuff.bsky.social · 1d

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults--Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe--living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

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Screamsiappe 🎃 @sunfaded.bsky.social · 1d

You gotta love at least one crazy white boy and for me that's Darby Allin

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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 1d

Follow for more tips on how to defeat ICE.

Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 1d

If anybody is wondering how to demoralize a self-proclaimed authority figure just draw on your experience as a toddler: scream in their face, shit yourself, and then throw up all over them.

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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 1d

Ay can I just stop a sec and give props to my girly @seraphecda.bsky.social for being the GOAT for listening to my AEW bullshit with all the love and support even if she aint in the fandom? Love ya, Tas. ❤️

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 1d

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

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AEW bot @aewbot.bsky.social · 2d

Darby Allin helps The Conglomeration send The Death Riders running!

Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS & HBO Max

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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

That and they gotta keep this Takeshita story running.

Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

Yeaaaaah kinda figured that'd be the result. They don't like Okada losing currently #AEWDynamite

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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

Although I will say it's pretty fucking wild to get an ad purely in Spanish after HBO has made all those ICE spots

Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

ICE Ad update: I actually haven't seen any ICE ads this round on HBO Max, but that could just be that the ad package didn't include them for my area this go around. #AEWDynamite

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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

I'm surprised no one has made the comment about how Don Callis looks like the Temu version of Paul Schaffer. #AEW

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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

My friend Tas just set me this pic saying it was Darby and Mox, and...she ain't wrong. 😂 #AEW

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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

I love Darby sfm #AEWDynamite

Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

Have I mentioned how much I love Orange Cassidy? #AEWDynamite

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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

Only complaint I have about the AEW shop is how damn long it takes for things to ship. I want my Darby hoodie, dammit.

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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

Wrestling Friends.

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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

Not the sitcom style opening #AEWDynamite

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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 2d

Holy shit this celebration segment has EVERYTHING

MUPPETS

Surprise appearances

Lots of yelling

Ultimo Moné Cowboy Carter

Cake!

PUPPETS GETTING FACEPLANTED INTO CAKE

the CEO getting faceplanted into cake!

That was AMAZING

#AEWDynamite

a man says " this place has everything " while holding something in his hand

Alt: a man says " this place has everything " while holding something in his hand

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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

Didn't call Stat on that one though.

Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

Called it.

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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

Also they got the CHEAPEST vodka on that table. Plastic bottle type shit. #AEWDynamite

Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

Someone is definitely going into that cake. Probably the puppet #AEWDynamite

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Champagne Mother 🥂 @shinimegami.bsky.social · 2d

The puppet thing is...weird. #AEWDynamite