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"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us". Charles Bukowski One foot in front of the other 👣 Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder. Team GB. Profile pic by @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · Jul 7

The universe has its plans for us. We're still here for a reason. Let's live well so Death will tremble to take us. Don't take each day or people for granted. Don't waste your time on idiot people. Live your life to be happy in whatever makes you happy. Wear sunscreen.
Have good days all 🖤
Nanaste ✌🏼

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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 1h

Give it six more months of plummeting poll figures and the government's policy on immigration is that people will need to have a PhD in Chaucer before applying.

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 22m

I've been slacking on nuts for breakfast so need to increase that. Looking forward to my nut haul later! M&S won't know what's hit it 😆

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 29m

That's a huge nut that squirrel is eating 😳
Holy moly Milo!

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 30m

Innit!
I got a phone call earlier from my nurse support confirming 🙄
I got them to check my levels. At least I now know. Going to pop out later to stock on more nuts! 🌰🥜

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 33m

Terry, I *expect* you to send smutty nuts comments to me, well or not well 🤨

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 39m

Oh you! X

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 45m

Yes, I'm aware of the typos above 🙄

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 46m

Reason, I still feel lousy -
apparently I not only have the paraflu type 3, I also have *another" type of rhinovirus just to be extra 🙄 And my phosphate levels are the lowest they've been in a couple of years so need to eat more nuts & seeds ...
I thought I was eating well!
Squirrel diet is then 🐿️

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 2h

fuck off with this shit you racist cunts.

i forgot the word "tumbledryer" the other day so i called it a tumbley bumbley and english is my only fucking language.

abolish the home office.

Changes to the English language requirement were first reported in May when the government published their early plans in the immigration white paper. The new standard requires people to express themselves “fluently and spontaneously without much obvious searching for expression” and to be able to communicate flexibly in social, academic and work situations.

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 2h

Same! Hence the bib!
🤣😂

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 2h

I knew I could count on you 😆😅 X

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 2h

That's how ramen is supposed to be eaten! Noodles slapping across your face 😋

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 2h

I just wanted to clarify that I *can* be taken out for food & be able to use cutlery & not dribble on my clothes despite recent posts ... 😬

Just in case you were thinking of taking me fine dining.

Just saying 💅💅

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 2h

🤣😂 I knew I could count on you

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 2h

Sorry, SEAHORSES! Even better! 😆😂

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 2h

Ohmigod what an adorable photo 🥰😍😘
And yes a bib with dragons would look ace on me 🤣😅 X

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 2h

I knew you'd understand Simon 😅😘

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 3h

I am yet again having lunch involving ketchup & to avoid the below scenario I have fashioned a bib from a long kitchen roll ... I am, if nothing else, ingenious 💅
Vanessa, age fifty four & nine days

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, only me having to angle my Teams camera so the ketchup stain I've just spotted on my top chest area isn't visible during meetings ... 🥴
Don't have time to change!!
Vanessa, age fifty-four & eight days.

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 3h

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 3h

I really like how this phone alerts me to spam calls by coming up with a message saying 'suspected spam caller' but my idiot brain just comes up with this & a phone ... 🤭🤣

a can of spam lite sits next to a block of spam

Alt: a can of spam lite sits next to a block of spam

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 3h

Oh no! That's my nightmare although it has never happened but I do like a bath 🛀

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Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 3h

Right, Jim? 🤣😂🤭 X

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 3h

Ukrainian colours! 😘
You are lovely Doctor D! X

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 3h

🤣😂 you do make laugh David! X

Van3ssaV 🎃 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 3h

Some of my favourite people on here support that other North London team you know ... I'm happy to be amongst the dark side sometimes 🤭