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The Commonest Man in Festo

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Lo. 33. They/them. Fanfic writer. 🔞 Comics, RGG, KH, FF, Kamen Rider, horror. ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/loseph_lostar/works

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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · Jun 8

Unfortunately, we lost Shadow before we had the chance to say goodbye. We had made the difficult decision to let him go, but on our way to the animal hospital, he went into cardiac arrest. I appreciate everyone who has shared and donated so far.

The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · Jun 6

I made a GFM to try and help offset costs for Shadow! I know times are tough, but even just sharing is helpful!!!
#gofundme #crowdfunding #donations #cat

Donate to Help Shadow Recover from a Health Crisis, organized by Lo Brehm

Hi, I'm Lo! As many who are reading know, my cats are my whole life. My oldest boy, … Lo Brehm needs your support for Help Shadow Recover from a Health Crisis

www.gofundme.com

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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 1d

This is also me wishing they did more with Prometheus lmao

The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 1d

One of the things I wish Hades 2 had done is have Mel learn to be more critical of the gods. She meets a lot of people who have been wronged by them and it never really changes her outlook about the gods themselves, which I think would've a really cool development for her character

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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 1d

Which is like...roughly 1700 yen which is fine I guess 😭

The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 1d

My saejima figure I pre-ordered has a 15% tariff on it

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 1d

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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Punchy @punchystream.bsky.social · 5d

i've had this video saved to my computer since like 2019 and the guy who made it's accounts all seem to have been deleted so repost time babyyyy

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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 1d

HUG HERRRR

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Alan Capes ✨ @seealandraw.bsky.social · 1d

#PROXY EPISODE 5.3 🧵 #webcomic

Six panels. Betty is sitting at the kitchen table chewing her food furiously as she tries to figure out what to do. Peter approaches her, poking her shoulder, "Betty, are you done with your plate? Betty?" She sits up and YELLS, before running off into the hall, Mayflower calling after her, "We're talking about this later, young man!" Peter is seen washing dishes, "Man, I hope those two make up. It's so dumb right now." Ian pats his back, "You'll understand better when you're older!" "I'm literally two years older than you, Ian, shut up!" We switch to Betty running down the hall, trying to prepare what she'll say. "Naomi, let's talk!" "Naomi I said I was sorry, what's the deal!" "Naomi, can't we be friends again?" She stops, slumping, "UGH I have no idea what to saaaay..." Off screen, voices are heard, "...it's not that bad!!"

Five panels. Betty stops, sneaking over to eavesdrop. "It's totally that bad." Naaaah. Betty isn't difficult. She's like, really nice! Too nice!" Naomi and Isaac are laying on the couch, as Isaac plays a video game. Naomi is flopped over the side. "But I don't know what to dooooo... I don't want to act like nothing happened! It'd be easier if I just left." "No it wouldn't, dude. We like you here! Just do something on you two can do." "I've known her for like a week I don't know crap." "Not with that attitude! Why did she bring you home? You got something!" There is a zoom in on their feet which are almost touching. Cut to Betty looking utterly shocked. 'Footsies?!'

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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 1d

The devil works hard but fujo work harder

A screenshot of the AO3 filtering section. It is filtering Death Note by relationships. The first relationship is L/Yagami Light (5712). The second is Matt | Mail Jeevas/Mello | Mihael Keehl (1434)

The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 1d

I like how Death Note is THE example of a guy showing up for 2 panels with like maybe one line and still manages to be part of the second most popular ship

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TehSnakerer @tehsnakerer.bsky.social · 2d

The stupidest rebrand in recent history is when we started calling flame wars "discourse"

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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 2d

He would get ragebaited so easily on reddit </3

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 2d

CHESTER MCLAINE - “Mack, they're *hetero-sexual life partners*. It's not like that,” his partner smirks. “But yeah. There's trouble in paradise for that duo, Tequila Sunset has...” The sound of the rain grows so loud it drowns out his voice.

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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 3d

Melody hxh is real and my friend

The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 3d

I'm definitely going to check out his other stuff. I recently started getting back into reading so I'm really stoked to so quickly find such good stuff

The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 3d

His smile....perfect and warm..

The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 3d

Lrt Never Whistle at Night is a banger. I'm reading it rn

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Sadie Hartmann (Mother Horror) @sadiehartmann.bsky.social · 3d

Book recommendations for Indigenous Peoples’ Day! Read today & all year! Alt text for text

Blood Sisters
• A Council of Dolls
• Never Whistle at Night
• Winter Counts (TBR)
• There, There
• Night of the Living Rez
Bad Cree
• The Bone Picker (tbr)
• Ghost Girls and Rabbits
• White Horse
• Buffalo Hunter Hunter
• Mask of the Deer Woman
• India Burial Ground
• Shutter
• Man Made Monsters (I need to finish!)
• On the Savage Side

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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 3d

I think its because he looks so warm and happy. Y5 is probably the second best model bc unfortunately the depression gives him some extra oomph 😔. But I'd still take Y3 Kiryu any day

The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 3d

I mean I think in general the old engine makes Kiryu look really good but I love Y3 Kiryu

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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 3d

Saw the opinion that Kiryu looks his worst in 3 and I'm like what do you MEAN thats my favorite Kiryu. He looks so good man

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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 3d

Stop stealing tiles if you don't have hands memorized, especially ones that can win with discards

The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 3d

I think every "why isn't this a winning hand" question in mahjong can be answered with this image

A closd up of Megamind's face with the text "No yaku?"

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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 3d

The priority of the dialogue is everywhere and I made it to the credits "too quick" so I'm still dealing with "good luck saving your father!" dialogue 🫩

The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 3d

I FINALLY got through with Moros, but I've been stuck on Odysseus for 100000 years

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