Sheo
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Raleigh-ish, NC. I’ll procrastinate later.
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She thinks she missed the train to Mars
She’s out back spittin bars
I need to sleep because my eyeballs are burning so bad but my eyeballs are burning so bad i can’t sleep

So this is fun
I think pedantry is how you get Graves’ disease
I think this is entirely dependent on your location at the time
“When I was a young racist other racists didn’t say things like this”

That’s because the racism was covert, not because it was nonexistent. Hope this helps.
God bless him he’s not the brightest but he tries hard (Trazyn, not Dan)
Debt collection companies are more Biblical than the Republican Party.

The 7 years that it takes for things to fall off your credit report is based on the Biblical concept of jubilee.

But MAGATs proudly persecute and prosecute the poor and have the nerve to say empathy is a sin.
“Alexa play Salt-N-Pepa, ‘Whatta Man’”
My throat burns just looking at this
He’s just such a sweet little guy
Weeo, gingerly to me last night: “mama I hafta go to school tomorrow but I’ll be home soon and while I’m gone Jellybean* will be with you, ok?”

🥹🥹🥹

*Jellybean is a purple stuffed hippo Dan got me for Valentine’s Day
Did they not figure out why it seemingly lessens the efficacy of hormonal birth control pills?

Or did no one investigate because who the hell cares - it only affects potentially pregnant people so fuck it
I guess I didn’t expect the end of the American experiment to be so fucking gaudy
In my professional opinion: what the fuck. Literally, what the fucking fuck.

I’m so sorry.
It literally doesn’t matter. The kids didn’t vote
I was just reading your whining about losing friends for being a colossally shitass human being with great pleasure.

Get uninvited to any more weddings today?
Microsoft says my “subscription” has expired. I’m not paying for shit but there should be a “click to donate $20 to a charity of Melinda Gates’ choosing instead” button
I have had the Panasonic Nanoe Hair Dryer w/ Oscillating Nozzle for 3.5 years now and am a big fan. I use my Hot Tools Blow Dryer Bush as often if not more, though, and it gives unbelievable shine and volume at a low $39.99
PT for repetitive wrist injuries is going to skyrocket oner the Christmas holiday
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
Please. He would be inconsolable if they stopped making his brand of mousse.