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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley

@shelleyelwood.bsky.social

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"food-motivated but still kind of uptight" Probably a human being. Former NJ vol fire chief. RA, SLE, POTS. Happy Color Profiteer Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 21m

It's fine I am sure women give birth a lot more often than they get their [pressed earpiece] EVERY MONTH??

Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 39m

Sometimes you need a Gobbler bowl

Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 43m

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 1h

I am impressed the Ariana is the new Pete Davidson somehow

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 1h

I do think Pamela Anderson Movies is also a valid answer for purple connections today, maybe you just don't know all her films

Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 1h

We sacrifice for beauty

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 1h

At least your legs and armpits are smooth and hairless

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 2h

lol on tonight's Ghost US, their retired neighbors were going on a swingers tour of the US in an RV they called The Pineapple Express (yes, they knew what it meant)

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 2h

There's a WCBS report about a couple who was murdered in NJ, and the cop got reports of shots fired and chose to go to the ATM on a personal errand instead. (It was her ex, who shot her and her current bf. Waiting for them to report that the cop knew the ex socially, speculation but.. yeah)

Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 3h

"and a custard sauce" "NO"

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 3h

Worst GBBO Theme Week

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 3h

Aw, you look like you teach English LIt at an expensive women-only university

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 3h

The casting on this show is amazing

Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 3h

Argh?

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 3h

The griefluencer widow is played by Julia Fox lol

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 3h

lol @damitsdevon.bsky.social this week's Elsbeth seems to be a dating show spoof, they are all widows/widowers, aka "griefluencers"

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 3h

"For Our City" sounds an awful lot like how the Trump racists hid their slush money

Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 3h

Try not to think about the Sex Cruise, as we all do

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 3h

Old British mysteries and spooky stories and folk tales make so much more sense when you realize they have historically been freaked out by cats and cows.

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 4h

Interesting, I am watching the NYC channel, but am on the edge of the media area in PA (the Poconos) so I can't vote for her either

Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 4h

Right after one of the D candidate for NJ Governor, too.

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 4h

I do need to note that some of my earliest published writing was for the UWGB April 1st spoof paper, The Fifth Estate (yes, the Onion was not special) that my mom edited* when I was 10, and it was to jokes about the Vikings choking

* she edited The Fourth Estate too, not just the annual prank

Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 4h

lol, yes

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Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 4h

"Cookies is a strong word"

Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley @shelleyelwood.bsky.social · 4h

"Some but not all" geeze, only 99% of the players did it and somehow it gets known forever as a Sex Cruise