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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Which super has the most protein

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

[ Blows him a kiss ]

𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇, @the-speedster.bsky.social · 1d

What an asshole.

( I love you, bud. )

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck it

#WALLYWESTWEDNESDAY

Posting my favorite pics of my bud Wally. He got hit in the Wally Westicles.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Not a guy that exists that cooler than this one, man.

𝑴𝒓. 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒓𝒂 [New 📌] @demonofdark.bsky.social · 1d

Oh?

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

He's only the coolest dude ever.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

He's only the coolest dude ever.

𝑴𝒓. 𝑷𝒆𝒏𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒓𝒂 [New 📌] @demonofdark.bsky.social · 1d

Don't know who this is,

but he feels like a Yamcha

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck it

#WALLYWESTWEDNESDAY

Posting my favorite pics of my bud Wally. He got hit in the Wally Westicles.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck it

#WALLYWESTWEDNESDAY

Posting my favorite pics of my bud Wally. He got hit in the Wally Westicles.

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Fuuuck.. my head-

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Sort of sounds like a pep talk that's attempting to not be one.

Your son's my best friend, and maybe I piss him off sometimes and maybe I think it's funny. I want what's best for him, Bruce. Even if that doesn't mean me.

Someone to pick up the pieces and show him he's still just human.

BRUCE WAYNE. @gothamshadow.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not as oblivious to how he sees you. Whatever kind of attraction it may be, he doesn't seem to see you as such.

This is not me giving you a pep talk.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

I wouldn't, I couldn't..

But I also know whether or not I mean it, I'm still shit. And he doesn't deserve that because I know there's better out there.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Clowns aren't exactly much my thing either.

But yeah. Just someone who gets it. Gets me. Not exactly easy to really come by, I guess.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 2d

You know, that’s probably the only list I’d—

.. Right, yeah. Mine’s.. similar. Someone who would, stick around. Understand my shit.

I wouldn’t like clown make up, though. At all.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Probably nazis.

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

I wouldn't, I couldn't..

But I also know whether or not I mean it, I'm still shit. And he doesn't deserve that because I know there's better out there.

BRUCE WAYNE. @gothamshadow.bsky.social · 2d

Let's say that I 𝘥𝘰 know why you won't.

I'm not asking whether or not you have what it takes to make him happy, he can fend for himself. If you somehow develop the courage to tell him, all I ask is for you to never hurt him in ways he would never be able to recover from.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Doesn't have to be.

But if there's anyone who'd know why I won't say it, it'd probably be you.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Probably nazis.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 2d

….. And that’s— it? You got any dealbreakers?

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

You know people always think Roy Harper wants some hottie with a big butt or something, sure that's cool but I guess..

I just want someone who..stays because they want to stay. Just someone who wants me for me.

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Doesn't have to be.

But if there's anyone who'd know why I won't say it, it'd probably be you.

BRUCE WAYNE. @gothamshadow.bsky.social · 2d

This has never been about me.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

You're one to talk anyway..

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

You know people always think Roy Harper wants some hottie with a big butt or something, sure that's cool but I guess..

I just want someone who..stays because they want to stay. Just someone who wants me for me.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 2d

Can’t be dumber than mine. Come on?

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

I uh..

I dunno. It's stupid-

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

You're one to talk anyway..

BRUCE WAYNE. @gothamshadow.bsky.social · 2d

Hm.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

You don't have to phrase it like that.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

I uh..

I dunno. It's stupid-

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 2d

Okay, well what’s YOURS. Maybe we can both figure it out.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Well, fuck, man. Some best friend! You won't even tell me your type!

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

You don't have to phrase it like that.

BRUCE WAYNE. @gothamshadow.bsky.social · 2d

Do you want me to say it out loud because saying it yourself feels like an embarrassment?

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Now, when you say that

What som are we talking about to be clear? Just for clarification?

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Well, fuck, man. Some best friend! You won't even tell me your type!

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 2d

You’re.. still off. Quite a bit, Roy.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Okay, so maybe you want to stand out and go for a flat chested chick, which no harm. Small boobs are just as good.

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Now, when you say that

What som are we talking about to be clear? Just for clarification?

BRUCE WAYNE. @gothamshadow.bsky.social · 2d

𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 your words, Harper.

You speak like that one more time and I would never, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 give you blessings to be with my son.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck, man. Why do you have to be so scary???

You need to lighten up. Tell Superman to bend you over and just ease up.

And speaking of super. Tim gave me some condoms designed for Kryptonians. But I think maybe you need them.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

// no you wont because watch tHIS

Reposted by —— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑.

BRUCE WAYNE. @gothamshadow.bsky.social · 2d

// Pyro i'm going to strangle you

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck, man. Why do you have to be so scary???

You need to lighten up. Tell Superman to bend you over and just ease up.

And speaking of super. Tim gave me some condoms designed for Kryptonians. But I think maybe you need them.

BRUCE WAYNE. @gothamshadow.bsky.social · 2d

Are you 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 to?

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

No-