banner
LightNews
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him)
@sfij.bsky.social
700 followers 200 following 980 posts
relatively unhinged nyc http://www.instagram.com/nycmikey
www.instagram.com
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 6h
Oh yeah, that was so good. I should do a rewatch. Thanks for the reminder.
1
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 10h
Remember to be a responsible slut 💉🩸
1 15
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 14h
One time in middle school, a teacher said I would never amount to anything so I made her cry three times before the school year let out. It’s not my fault her husband left her but I did remind her.
4
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 14h
People on Instagram have no idea the level of petty I am capable of. I will find out where you work, the name of your boss(es) and I will email (or call) to let them know the level of stupidity they employ. 😇
1 5
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 17h
Either that or I comment, god is a woman and she loves you.
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 17h
My new fav thing is to comment “go off, girl” on homophobes comments on Instagram
1 2
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 17h
Telling my nieces this is Charlie’s Angels #rhoslc
lovecindycee.bsky.social
Cindy Cee @lovecindycee.bsky.social · 19h
❤️
2 31
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 18h
Oh lawd. Trying to make something out of nothing. Shut your mouth before I slut shame you
1
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 18h
No, Mary because she wore a long dress and everyone else had their hoo-ha’s out
1
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 21h
I think worms ate both of their brains
2
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 1d
Yet here we are
1
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 1d
I’d be afraid of catching the worms that ate RFK Jr’s brain
1 2
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 1d
You don’t want to know the original post then…
1
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 1d
Does Cheryl Hines taste Trump’s ass on RFK’s mouth when she kisses him?
3 5
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 1d
I’m so sorry you’re hurting. I’m sure she’s resting easy. Regina King said, grief is love that has no place to go.
1
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 1d
I have a date on Saturday and he asked if I’d interested in going to a No Kings protest. I’ll let you know where we register for our wedding registry. 🥰
1 12
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 2d
I’m gonna need proof
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 2d
OoOoOh oK aJ wEsT 🙄
1
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 2d
Free for a bbq? ALWAYS! lol
1 1
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 2d
Next time tell those people to go touch grass 😂
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 2d
Truth be told it wasn’t even that funny of a joke but still get a grip!
1
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 2d
Stop!! You’re gonna get me in trouble hahahahaha
1 1
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 2d
Taylor Swift fans need to learn to take a joke. Two weeks ago I made a joke to my friend about Taylor Swift not being able to dance and he hasn’t talked to me since then.
3 6
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 2d
He’s gooning
2
sfij.bsky.social
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 2d
“Working” from home 🤫
2 33