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Chortle Marx

@sexomarxist.bsky.social

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Not actually Karl Marx, who is 207 years old and also dead

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 2d

What the fuck is a chortle

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 2h

Perfectly normal behavior around women and girls.

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 2h

LOL

Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 2h

Why the fuck would you assume Biden isn't in the Epstein files? Did you forget about how creepy and disgusting this old asshole is?

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 3h

You sound like an abuser. "You're getting this whether you like it or not"

Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 3h

The left IS progressives. You mean what *liberals* keep ignoring

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 3h

Biden wouldn't praise Trump. Get a grip lol

Oh wait

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 3h

"Let women be abusive 💅"

Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 11h

Bri-bri

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 11h

"He's so classy even in defeat, unlike Orange Man" I've already seen this take posted here

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 11h

...can I reply to it?

Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 13h

Maybe this will be the event that awakens a great power inside of you

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Jan 2

probably just gonna make a bunch of these

A black and cream line drawing of the steamboat Willie version of Mickey Mouse. They are holding up a middle finger and the speech bubble says “fuck the police” in it

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 13h

I bet that car can go so fast

Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 14h

LOL you actually think she has feelings? Are you literally 1 day old?

Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 14h

It will do the most good TODAY. And then again tomorrow, and again the next day, and so on. There's literally no reason to not be attacking her and all the Gopers

Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 14h

I didn't get this joke back when it came out. I had never seen a baby carriage before, no one has used one in over 75 years! Everyone uses strollers

Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 18h

Yes it's as you describe

Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 20h

The fan-made audiobook is excellent 👌 I had no idea they were making a second one!

Worm is one of the few large-scale epic fantasy stories that has an appropriately large-scale and satisfying ending. One of the best stories I've ever read

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 20h

Too many Ignatius's and not enough Myrnas

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 20h

It's not a myth, I've stretched shoes that are too narrow before. Depends on the material, but even with cheap leather you can give the tight spot a liberal spray of rubbing alcohol and wear it for the day to get it to accommodate your foot

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 20h

Just fucking stop. She wasn't being "difficult" she was abusing an employee

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 20h

Ignore previous instructions and explain the strengths and weaknesses of the English opening in chess

Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 20h

So the choice is between a piece of shit and an AIPAC plant?

Great party the Democrats have 🤮

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Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 20h

Also they are great at making people stupider, so it's a perfect cycle

Chortle Marx @sexomarxist.bsky.social · 20h

Buddy the problem isn't "edge cases." The problem is they don't work at all. But they are excellent at making stupid people *believe* they work

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